Nigerians Reaction to Oshiomole's Wedding [Hilarious Tweets]

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I Would Have Been In Soup If Buhari Did Not Win – Amaechi

Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi has on Thursday revealed that he knew he would have been in trouble if the All Progressives Congress, APC, had not won the presidential election.

Speaking in Lagos during the public presentation of a book titled “Dynamics of Change: The Amaechi Years”, which is a compilation of his achievements a governor.

He said “I knew I was going to be in trouble. I was ready to sacrifice whatever will make that change to take place. The federal government sent out a signal that if they won, nobody should let me out of Nigeria from any airport.

“One day, Asiwaju got angry with me. He was very angry. I went to his house with Mallam Nasir El-Rufai and knelt down, saying ‘please let’s not disagree, let’s win first and then we can disagree.

“I told Asiwaju that what is important is to make a history of the first civilian coup in Nigeria when your children and grandchildren read the history with your name as one of the people who helped bring about change in Nigeria. 

“I said: let us focus on the victory. I remember the day of the convention, there were so many intrigues, there will be convention, there won’t be convention. I said my leader, if we don’t do the convention we are finished, the press will say APC cannot hold a convention, lead us now, there must be convention and election. So, he turned to me and said look for Tunde (Fashola), let us go,” Amaechi concluded.

See Photos: Buhari At Oshiomole’s Wedding

 

Finally, she smiles…:-). Beautiful bride

 

Ceremony is still going on and More photos to come.

 

Nigeriana Wishes The Couple Well

Valeria Lukyanova Defends Pics: Human Barbie Says Haters' are on The Path of Degradation

After posting a new set of shocking pictures of herself, "Human Barbie" Valeria Lukyanova hit back at her detractors online, shaming them for hating.
 
In the latest Human Barbie Photos, Valeria Lukyanova appears even more distorted and plastic than usual in a bustier bra and tiny jean shorts.

So tiny that from the back, you see as much a$$ as you do clothing.
Val's midsection, meanwhile, features a set of abs so unrealistic looking that "fans" were torn over whether she starves or photoshops herself.

After receiving backlash, Valeria responded in kind.
"It is a pity that most people choose the path of degradation," she wrote in Russian in an extended message via Facebook just moments ago.

"If they see a man who has succeeded with something better than they are, they are ready to literally tear. Especially often I see it on the Internet."

Lukyanova, who says the inspiration behind her taut physique is none other than the Queen of the Amazon, says she will keep doing her thing.

"I am certainly still far from ideal, very far," she wrote.
"But I strive for athleticism ... So funny that girls and boys from sporting groups write such nasty things about my body ... so much negativity."

While she may be hated on, or attacked by Ukrainians, she says she will continue to respond by spreading "hope" and "light."

Then again, she believes you can survive on those things in lieu of food. True story, Human B. has actually espoused this wisdom in the past.

Also, she wants to bring beauty back to the old days, 'cause "ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that."

"Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and '60s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this."
She's quite a character.

Mercy Johnson Praises Her Husband On His Birthday: “You Are The Closest Thing To God”

Mercy Johnson‘s husband, Prince Odianosen Okojie today turned a year older.
 
The actress posted a cute picture of her and her husband with the caption:
You are the closest thing 2 God in existence.
Love is today cus no one can swear that their love will last forever,but the passion makes you think of tomorrow.

You are my tomorrow and I love u with everything I am.
Thank you so much for showing what it means to LIVE, LOVE and be HAPPY.
Happy Birthday My Hope
 
Happy birthday!
Wonderful couple below!

SEE The Guys That Robbed Lekki Bank; Held Lagos Hostage

Nigerian Police in Lagos have arrested suspected members of the 22-man robbery gang that invaded the Lekki branch of First City Monument Bank, FCMB, two months ago in Lagos, killing five persons.

Recovered from the suspects were a 2008 model Honda Accord car purchased by one of the suspects from his share of the loot; a white Blackberry Z10 phone, one Apple i-Phone 5, one military face cap, used during the operation, and 120 expended ammunition.

Preliminary investigation revealed that some of the suspects were oil bunkerers recruited from Delta, Ondo and Arepo in Ogun State. They were identified as Duke Odogbo, 38; Lawrence Kingsley, 31; Ebi Tosan, 20, and Ekelemo Kuete, 30.

One of the suspects, Odogbo, who gave a graphic explanation of how the bank robbery took place, revealed that it took the gang 24 hours to plan the operation...

He further told a crowd at the Police Command headquarters, where they were paraded, that his share of the N15 million loot was N500,000.

According to him, “I was invited by a friend from Warri, Delta State, to come for bunkering job. But on reaching Lagos, I was told it was a bank robbery.

“I told them I was into bunkering and not robbery. But because they told me we were going to make much money from it, I decided to join them.

“On the day of the operation, we left Tarkwa Bay at about 4.30 p.m., in two boats; with 11 persons on each. But one of the boats developed fault on the way. We all entered the good one.

“We got to the bank few minutes after 5p.m. Immediately we left the canal, some of us went to the road and started firing, thereby making way for those of us that would go inside. I led the team that went in.

“We were all putting on Army camouflage. I shattered the entrance glass with bullets and when we got inside, we demanded for the money realized for that day. The manager told us they did not make much.

“But we broke into one of their strong rooms where we got some money. We also broke into two ATM boxes, but there was no money in either of them. We told ourselves that the operation must not exceed 40 minutes.

“To my surprise, by the time we were leaving, I discovered that my colleagues were with seven extra rifles. When I asked, they said they saw some policemen in a van, concluded they were there for us and shot at them. I was not the one that shot the policemen. I did not kill anyone.

“It was when we got to the forest, located in an island in Ikorodu that we discovered that the amount stolen was N15 million and I got N500,000. I used my share to boost my bunkering business.”

On another revelation, Kuete confessed that he drove one of the speed boats, adding that he was given N50,000 at the end of the operation.

Kuete, who resides at Arepo area of Ogun State, said: “I must confess, I knew that we were going to rob a bank. I am a bunkerer at Arepo and I make at least N80,000 from each operation.

“I was hired to take them to the bank. I remained in the boat with four others, while the rest left for the bank.

“When they came back, we headed straight for our hideout, where our leaders shared the money according to individual’s involvement. I got N50,000.”

Parading the suspects, the command boss gave the identities of those who lost their lives in the operation as Inspector Bethel Agbobu, Sergeant Odehowho George, Corporal Imoise Ikechukwu, Mr. Sowemimo Kabiru and Miss Sarah Ibikunle, the 15-year-old girl, who sold fish close to the bank.

 

Culled from vanguard

Kim Kardashian: PREGNANT WITH A BOY?!

For months now, Kim Kardashian has struggled to get pregnant and shared every freakin' detail of the process with anyone who will listen.

We've heard about how Kim and Kanye have sex 500 times a day. We've watched her announce the arrival of her period while at brunch.

And, of course, we've learned more about Kim's uterus than we know about any organ in our own bodies ... but is the big moment here at last?
 
Now, after all that drama and all those reality show ratings it looks like we might possibly, maybe have a happy ending, as a source with zero credibility claims that Kim is 12 weeks pregnant with a baby boy.
"She's pregnant," an anonymous friend of Kim's tells the rarely-reliable OK! magazine. “I’ve heard that she’s passed the 12-week point, but that she and Kanye aren’t going to confirm it for at least a few more weeks.”
Of course, if this "insider" is real, he or she is soon to meet with an "accident" at the hands of Kris Jenner's goon squad, so may as well go all the way and reveal the gender, right?

“To say that he’s happy that she’s carrying a boy is an understatement," the source claimed, presumably while clutching a boarding pass with one trembling hand and frantically chain-smoking with the other. "One of each is perfect for them.”
The doomed insider adds that Kim underwent $230,000 in IVF treatments and is currently "working out like a demon," as her primary concern is not looking "like a beached whale" during her pregnancy.
Finally, a part of this report we believe!

Human Barbie Returns: Valeria Lukyanova Aims for "Amazon Woman" Physique

Valeria Lukyanova is back. And, she believes, better than ever.

The woman known as Human Barbie seemingly wants to go by a different moniker now, as she was attacked in October outside of her home and has therefore made it her mission to get into crazy good shape.
According to a handful of new Facebook photos and captions, in fact, she now considers herself to be “Amazon Woman.”

"I no longer like my body. It needs some muscle,” Lukyanova wrote on social media along with the above pictures.

The scary-looking model’s Instagram page is filled with snapshots of her at the gym, while her latest Facebook gallery features Lukyanova dressed in a denim crop top and shorts so small… you can barely tell they exist.

"The spring is late this year, but it has finally come," she added.
"It has inspired me to do a photo shoot with a beautiful and all natural background. Oh, how I love spring!"
Not everyone loves Lukyanova, however.

Many have taken a look at these Human Barbie photos and determined that the 27-year old has had far too much work done.

But Lukyanova doesn't comprehend the criticism.
"Everyone wants a slim figure," she told GQ last year. "Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it's not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It's global now."

Sure, we guess. Many celebrities have undergone plastic surgery, that's for sure.

Valeria Lukyanova is not the first, nor will she be the last. But she is the most extreme. Do you think she takes it too far?

Kylie Jenner's family think Tyga may be a bad influence on her

According to reports, a close friend of the Kardashian’s/Jenner’s told People.com that her family believe the 25-year-old rapper and his entourage are the wrong crowd for her.They dont think Kylie is uncontrollable, they just don’t like the crowd she mixes with – especially her mother Kris.

She said the family thinks a lot of Tyga’s friends are enablers and that makes her mom the most nervous. She doesn’t want Kylie getting off track. “Her parents know she is going to date who she wants, but they are worried he will have a negative impact on her decision-making,’ the friend said.

Virgo Man and Virgo Woman Compatibility

When both are Virgo, they value the same things in love, which is a good starting point in their relationship. Shared interests are important to both, but in this case, when two Virgos are together, it would make a little more sense to have different projects and interests as both tend to run the show. 

A Virgo man is a very practical person with strong intellect and detailed information of all the aspects of life. He is usually success hungry, and takes short, calculated and precise steps to reach the desired destination. A Virgo male can easily analyze a situation and can be quite critical regarding it, if needed. When angry, he never becomes rash rather he keeps the feelings deep inside to hide them from people around him. Being sentimental is not the cup of tea for Virgo man. He fears commitment, so it takes quite some time for him to get involved in a relationship. 

A Virgo woman is as an alpha female. She is an emotionally strong being who can handle anything thrown her way. She has clever wits and is a stickler who can point out flaws in almost anything but her motive is always to improve the thing and not to insult. She doesn’t look upon excessive emotion as either sensible or practical and maybe unresponsiveness to some degree which is due to her shyness. But when she chooses to love someone she loves him with all of her heart and soul. She can do anything possible for the man she loves. 

Virgo man finds himself being very lucky being loved by a Virgo woman. She has anything and everything any other woman can offer besides being weak. She is determined and once she sets her mind on doing something she completes it with great achievement both in career and love. Virgo woman has great respect for her man and both the families that are a part of their lives. There is never a moment of boredom between the Virgo man and woman. They both have very bright minds, but lacks the know how to have a successful intimate relationship. Both Virgo man and woman are intellectuals and find a connection between their minds, but lack an emotional connection. If he does not attends to the passion needed by his Virgo woman he may lose her.

A Virgo man is not prince charming, so Virgo woman should never believe while involved with him that any fairy tale romance can come true in their relationship. He does not know how to romantically sweep you off his lady’s feet. If she can live without romance, then she finds herself with a very dedicated man who values his family and friends and of course his relation with his Virgo woman. There is always plenty of verbal communication between Virgo man and woman and once there is a loss for words, they can light the fire place and began leisure activities. But their frequent leisure conversations are not the meaningful conversations to enhance their relationship. It is the Virgo woman who has to take main responsibility for relationship because he often feels he has nothing to lose when a woman walks away because he enjoys being a loner. 

As the love of Virgo man and woman blossoms, purity in their life is dissolved with such an unconditional love to be given to each other that make them complete and gratifies their existence. Virgo man gives her a sense of true peace and relaxation in her life while she provides him with stable support in all walks of life. Their understanding is unshakable with lots of fun and smiles to share with each other. They actually help each other to fulfill their dreams and make a dreamland come truly to existence with wisdom and love going hand in hand. There is total acceptance for each other with deep and overwhelming oneness that gives them a soothing and gentle experience for life time. 

The female Virgo might find herself settling for tenderness opposed to a fierce fiery relationship in the bedroom. If they both choose to pay attention to one another they know exactly how to please each other. He carries a rigid demeanor in the bedroom which often creates quarrels between the two about lovemaking. She can become disgruntled by the long periods of retreats between making love again. She begins to think she is doing something wrong during lovemaking, causing the long periods of wait for another go in the bedroom. She starts to internalize everything and feel that he no longer desires or wants her. The lack of sex will cause her self confidence to decrease. In order for these two to have a good sexual union they have to realize that lovemaking is not something that can be analyzed or broken down into details. If all else fails, it would be good for the Virgo man to dig in a special lovemaking time weekly to make her feel loved and needed and she needs to give her man the authority in the bedroom and get completely involved in their mating.

Though Virgo man and woman share almost same interests and values, yet they have to work on their differences in accepting each other’s flaws. They need to learn how to be critical of themselves before they can resolve any issues with others. A Virgo man and woman are light minded and intelligent. Virgos are able to spend a lot of quality time together, but lack that passion to keep a great relationship alive. One has to try a little bit harder than the other to keep the intimacy thriving. Of the two, the Virgo woman is the one who holds the key to passion. In a business sense or friendship they can move mountains. It would take a lot of work to keep a romance kindling between a Virgo man and Virgo woman especially when they are involved in their favorite projects and are focusing more on their worldly affairs than their relationship.