We've heard about how Kim and Kanye have sex 500 times a day. We've watched her announce the arrival of her period while at brunch.
And, of course, we've learned more about Kim's uterus than we know about any organ in our own bodies ... but is the big moment here at last?
Now, after all that drama and all those reality show ratings it looks like we might possibly, maybe have a happy ending, as a source with zero credibility claims that Kim is 12 weeks pregnant with a baby boy.
"She's pregnant," an anonymous friend of Kim's tells the rarely-reliable OK! magazine. “I’ve heard that she’s passed the 12-week point, but that she and Kanye aren’t going to confirm it for at least a few more weeks.”
Of course, if this "insider" is real, he or she is soon to meet with an "accident" at the hands of Kris Jenner's goon squad, so may as well go all the way and reveal the gender, right?
“To say that he’s happy that she’s carrying a boy is an understatement," the source claimed, presumably while clutching a boarding pass with one trembling hand and frantically chain-smoking with the other. "One of each is perfect for them.”
The doomed insider adds that Kim underwent $230,000 in IVF treatments and is currently "working out like a demon," as her primary concern is not looking "like a beached whale" during her pregnancy.
Finally, a part of this report we believe!
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