Photos: Man Enlarged His Penis with Silicone Injections to HALF-STONE

German man who had his penis enlarged with silicone injections claims it now weighs half a stone. 

Micha Stunz, has a 9 inch-long, 3.5 inch penis that now weighs between 7.5 – 9.5lbs, between 3 and 4.3kg, he says.

 

‘I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a while,’ he told Vice.com. 

Mr Stunz, 45, who lives in Berlin, said he had his penis permanently enlarged in this way, not because it makes him feel more beautiful, but because it makes him feel ‘better’.

He uses his satchel to cover up his groin area when he is in public. ‘I’m actually a pretty shy person,’ he said

Curiously, the silicone implants provide no physical pleasure and actually make sex much more difficult for him - although it is not impossible.

He cannot get a normal erection – and any increase in size is not visible due to all the silicone.
But although his giant penis restricts his sex life, he says it makes him more creative in the bedroom.
He told Vice journalist Frederik Busch: ‘After you reach a certain size, you can't do certain things any more.

‘At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it. You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.’

Mr Stunz’s interest in penis modification 20 years ago, when he was given a pump as a present.
‘I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself,’ he said.
‘And I found that when I went out pumped up, it was a good feeling, it felt great.’

Mr Stunz's interest in penis modifications were piqued when he was given a penis pump at 20-years-old and found it felt 'great'. He moved on to saline injections before opting for the more permanent silicone ones.

‘I had the feeling that I wasn't trapped in the body I was born with, but that I had the possibility to shape it myself to change it.’

He then began enlarging himself with saline injections.
‘The feeling was great,’ he said, ‘but I didn't like getting the injections- there's always a risk of infection.
‘And also the people around me started to wonder why my groin area would change in size.

 

 If some woman gets breast enlargements, nobody says anything about it. If a man does something very similar to his body, it’s worth making a documentary about. ‘That's why I started looking for something more permanent.’

 

It took him several years to find out about silicone injections, which were only available in London when he first began researching them.

However, rather than seeking professional medical help, he met a medical student who agreed to perform the first injections.

To date, Mr Stunz has had four procedures which involved injecting silicone into his penis and scrotum.
However, Dr Aref el Seweife, a urologist in Berlin who carries out penis enlargements, warns that an injecting silicon into the penis can lead to an infection that will leave it ‘mutilated’.
‘In worst cases, it can lead to an enlarged artery in the scrotum and the testicles die,’ he told Vice journalists, urging people who opt for the procedure to have it done by a medical professional.

In fact, a 2012 study in the Urology Annals, said: ‘We conclude that penile enhancement procedures with liquid silicone by non-medical personnel could result in devastating consequences.’

Mr Stunz said he uses a satchel to cover his modesty and refrains from telling certain people - such as his boss or his extended relations - about his enlarged penis

Mr Stunz accepts this advice, and agrees that others thinking of having their penis enlarged with silicone should make sure they are fully informed.

While his situation might seem extreme, he claims he leads a ‘normal life’.
He said: ‘I go to work, buy groceries, go to bars, clubs, and to the movies. I usually try to make sure it isn't too obvious. But I guess it isn't easy buying a new pair of pants.’

PENIS MODIFICATION: A HISTORY 

Penis size has been a source of anxiety for men throughout history - and this concern has been found to transcend ethnicity and cultural barriers. 

Sadhus, holy men of India and male of Cholomec tribe in Peru used weights to increase their penile lengths.

Males of the Dayak tribe in Borneo resorted to self mutilation by forming holes on their penises and then sticking decorative items through them for their partner's pleasure.

Brazilians of the Topinama tribe allows poisonous snakes to bite their penises in order to enlarge them.

Men in some areas of Indonesia, the Philippines, Thailand, and Malaysia have a long history of inserting or implanting various objects in their penises. 

Several documented papers have described how 'the bigger the better' mantra has been the motto for more than a century - and being too small is still regarded as very humiliating in many cultures.

These stigmas of apparently small penises, as well as the increasing influence of the media on sexual issues, have increased the demand for penile enhancements, figures show.

However the majority of men who request penile enhancement surgery usually have a normally sized and normally functioning penis, doctors say.

These patients interpret normal appearances as abnormal, and as such are distressed and depressed. 
 Source: Urology Annals

He also prefers to urinate sitting down in a cubicle as he attracts odd looks when using urinals.
While sometimes he says he is pleased to get so much attention, at other points he hides his modesty.

He uses a satchel bag to ‘hide his bulge’ and refrains from telling some people in his life about his physical appearance.

‘There are definitely situations when I say “the other person doesn’t need to know right now”. When it’s the boss or all the extended relations, then I’ll tell a white lie.

‘I’m actually a pretty shy person,’ he explains, while leather-clad at a bondage festival.
Indeed, one of his favourite events of the year is The Folsom Europe Festival – a bondage, fetish and latex affair in Berlin.

When he attends the carnival, he wears a specially-made pair of latex pants to show off his huge penis.
Speaking of why he loves the event, he said: ‘You can offer up who you are and show yourself the way you want without having to think about what other people will think of you.’

He sometimes worries that potential partners are only interested in him for his manhood. 
He said: ‘You get reduced to the bulge obviously. There’s always that danger in the relationship.
‘But if you take the time to get to know the other person, you find out whether he really loves you or just a part of you.’

Ultimately, Mr Stunz believed the interest in his penis modification belies deep-rooted sexism.
‘If some woman gets breast enlargements, nobody says anything about it,’ he said.
‘If a man does something very similar to his body, it’s worth making a documentary about it because it’s so extraordinary.

‘I hope that changes soon because the difference really isn’t that big.’ 

Mr Stunz said the silicone implants make sex much more difficult, although it is not impossible. He is pictured wearing specially made latex pants at The Folsom Europe Festival – a bondage and fetish festival in Berlin

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The people of Abudu community, Iyana Ilogbo, Ado-Odo Ota Local Government Area of Ogun State mercilessly beat a 47-year-old suspected kidnapper identified as Nurudeen Badmus.
 

Nurudeen was caught with four girls he was taking out of the community to Ajah in Ibeju-Lekki Local Government Area of Lagos State.

According to PM News, the suspect was caught by an acquaintance of one of the girls. When he was asked where he was taking the girls early in the morning, he could not give any explanation. The acquaintance then raised an alarm which alerting other members of the community. Members of the community descended on him and later took him to the local chief’s (Baale) house for interrogation.

Addressing the large crowd gathered at the Baale’s house, Nurudeen said: “They came to me for financial assistance to enable them go to Ajah in Lagos State. I was taking them to Ajah when somebody identified one of them. I am only assisting them.”

The kidnapped girls however denied seeking assistance from him.

According to the girls, the suspect picked them from the community. He told them their parents were witches and were planning to kill them.

One of the girls said: “My name is Jumoke. I am 16 years old. Badmus lives near my house. He told me my mother was a witch and that she was planning to kill me. He said I should follow him to a town to escape being killed. He warned me not to tell my mother. I didn’t know the place he was taking me to. He also tried to rape me but I resisted him.”

The youngest among them, a 9-year-old girl, who gave her name as Nimota said she was picked on the road by the suspect and told to run away as her mother was planning to kill her.

The parents of the girls upon arrival at the Baale’s house, identified the suspect as a neighbor.

According to them, they had no idea he was kidnapper.

The police was informed about the matter and they came and took the suspect away to Sango police station for interrogation.

The Face of a Monster: Here Comes The OLX Housemaid That Kidnapped 3 Orekoya Boys

 
This is the photo of Mary Akinloye, 23 year-old OLX housemaid/nanny who kidnapped her employer's 3 sons –  Aderomola (11 months old), Adedamola (4 years old) and Demola (6 years old) ─ while their parents were away.

the deputy Pro of the Nigeria police force, Lagos state, who made the official announcement said:

"The face of the olx maid who kidnapped the kids with the pro-activeness of the Npf Lagos state command, we were able to arrest her last night.
we are here to serve Nigeria & Nigerians at large, the police is your friend and as a matter of fact we would keep doing our best to keep our beloved country safe.

Transgender 'toxic tush' victim steps out showing off new face repaired by doctors after injections of cement left her disfigured

A transgender woman who had her face horribly damaged after it was injected with cement and tire sealant stepped out on Sunday showing off a new look.

 

Rajee Narinesingh was one of the victims of 'toxic tush' doctor Oneal Ron Morris, who performed illegal plastic surgeries using substances such as Fix-a-Flat, Super Glue and mineral oil.

Rajee had Morris inject her cheeks, lips and chin back in 2005, and ended up disfigured after she did not have the money to go to a proper cosmetic surgeon.

Left with a 'hard-as-rock' face, Rajee began seeing Dr John Martin of Coral Gables Cosmetic Reconstructive Surgery in 2012, who gave her softening injections and laser therapy to treat the botched surgery.

 

In a 2014 interview she said that her new look was helping to boost her self-esteem, and that men were taking notice.

 

'Recently this guy said that being with me is like being with a sexy dragon,' she said at the time. 

'I didn't know whether to slap him or kiss him.' 

Now, she has had her look improved once again by Dr Terry Dubrow and Dr Paul Nassif, a process that will be featured on the premiere episode of Botched.

Rajee, who was born in New York but grew up in Philadelphia, explained when she realized she was a woman in that 2014 interview.

She explained; 'Up until I was in my mid-twenties I just thought I was a feminine gay male. I thought about all the things I did when I was growing up - like taking the basketball my dad had bought me and instead of playing basketball with it I was simulating pregnancy and actually pretending to give birth and be a mommy.

'When I used to fantasize about being with guys I used to always picture myself with breasts and a vagina. I didn't realize I was doing it, it was just so natural for me. One day I just connected all the dots and thought "you're not gay, you're transgender."'

Rajee lived in solitude and was afraid to go out after her face was left disfigured (above)

Rajee, who had been too 'embarrassed and ashamed' to go to the authorities, claims she paid just $100 per session to Morris for the life-changing injections back in 2005.

'The last thing I wanted was to look like a man in a dress. I wanted to be a beautiful woman,' she said of her decision to get the injections. 

'If you really want to live your authentic self as a woman you need to do some sort of face and body reconstruction.

'So I made the choice to get injections done. In our community it is called pumping.' 

And while she knew she was not seeing a licensed surgeon, she was still excited the day she went to see Morris.

'When it finally came to the day, I was more excited than nervous because I was finally going to be the woman I had always wanted to be,' she said.

'There was a room that she had set up where she did a lot of medical procedures.'

The room looked sterile and clean she said, and sokn after she arrived they began the procedure. 

'I got injections in my face and my hips and my buttocks and initially I was fine,' said Rajee. 

'But then the nightmare started.'

 

Rajee as a young man

 

Rajee as a young man

 

'The last thing I wanted was to look like a man in a dress. I wanted to be a beautiful woman,' Rajee (above) said of her decision to get the injections.

Oneal Ron Morris (above, file photo) is accused of leaving women ill and disfigured after injecting them with a mixture of toxic substances, including super glue and Fix-A-Flat

She was left with a large boil on her face that kept growing bigger and bigger, and then 'green pus exploded out of my face and onto the mirror. It was green and yellow and mixed with blood.'

She ended up spending years in solitude as a result of these botched procedures, until Dr Martin agreed to help her for free.

Because of him, she says she has gone from 'victim to victorious.'

She is also ready to start dating again, saying; 'I definitely deserve more than just the 3 o'clock in the morning knock on the window.' 

As for Morris, she is now facing manslaughter charges after one of her patients died following a procedure.  

Source

Kim Kardashian Censored Out of Photos on Israeli News Site For Being "Pornographic Symbol"

Kim Kardashian was removed or blurred out of photos appearing on an Orthodox Israeli news site during her trip to the Middle East country this week.

The reason? Because she is a "pornographic symbol" of course.

Amazingly, it's not what the star was wearing in Jerusalem, where she and rapper husband Kanye West had their daughter North west baptized this week.

It's just that Kim Kardashian exists and showed up there at all ...
 
Nissim Ben Haim, an editor at the Kikar HaShabbat news website, said they removed Kim from the photo above because she's a "pornographic symbol."

As such, her presence contradicts Orthodox Jewish values.
The original picture of Kim, Kanye and Jerusalem's Mayor Nir Barkat was hilariously altered to put her behind a restaurant receipt. Truly A+ Photoshop work.

Kardashian was blurred or cropped out of other pics, too.

In an article chiding Barkat for dining with them - at a non-kosher restaurant, no less - the website referred to Kardashian not by name, simply "West's wife."

Damn, that's got to sting hard. We're guessing they aren't going to preview an advance copy of Kim Kardashian selfie book in a fun weekend feature.

Kim isn't alone here, for what it's worth. Within the insular Ultra-Orthodox community the site caters to, photos of women often aren't shown out of modesty.

In January, a similar controversy erupted after another Orthodox newspaper made the decision to remove a photo of ... German chancellor Angela Merkel.

Not exactly a woman who poses like this online ...

Kylie Jenner's Hips Don't Lie in Latest Selfie

Kylie is taking us on a virtual tour of her 17-year-old body that probably inspired Chris Hansen's recently announced comeback.

Few days ago, Kylie flaunted her Kardashian assest in a post that made the world wonder what she's smuggling under her skirt.

Now, she's attempting to prove that just like her famous half-sisters, she's got so much back you can see it from the front:

Is it just us, or do her hips look like they're some sort of optical illusion here?

Maybe this is Kylie's way of sharing a tip with her less-curvy followers: Rock horizontal stripes only on the parts that you want to appear larger, and people won't know what the hell to think.

On the plus side, this is probably the most-clothed selfie that Kylie has posted in months.

And hey, she said yesterday that she wants everyone to stop talking about her lips and covering them up with a phone is a surefire way to change the conversation.

We're telling you - the girl puts more thought into these IG uploads than you could ever imagine.

Check Out Beverly Osu Without Makeup

Former Big Brother Africa housemate, Beverly Osu shared no makeup selfie of herself on Instagram and captioned it with  

“Abt to head to the bathroom, then i decided to take a selfie lol…PHCN took the light …GOOD MORNING PEEPS…#workmodeactivated

This generation is pathetic. More concerned about what someone else is wearing, brand names, whose f*cking who.. Get your own life together! #nofilter #nomakeup.. oya show ur own”

Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Her Kids Cover The Latest Issue of HELLO Nigeria Magazine

The Nollywood screen goddess, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, along with two of her kids, Princess and Captain E – cover the latest issue of HELLO! Magazine Nigeria.

The mum-of-four, opens up on life as we know it, being a mother of four teenagers, plus how she juggles her role as actress, mum and wife.
 

Confirmed: Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill are Engaged (See Photos)

Just two months ago, the question was this:
Are Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill dating?

Now, the question has evolved into this:
Are Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill engaged?!?
 
Late Tuesday night, Minaj shared an Instagram photo of herself and Meek Mill, writing as a simple caption “those Miami nights” while followers took a close look at her ring finger.

The engagement chatter then grew more intense on Wednesday after Minaj Tweeted three emojis – a diamond ring, a heart and a diamond – along with the text "I'll post it later."

From there, a fan Tweeted at Mill, 27, referring to him as "lucky" for landing Minaj, 32, to which the hip hop artist replied: "I am!"

Then, finally, Minaj poured fuel on this romantic fire Wednesday when she shared a close-up pic of a huge, heart-shaped rock on her hand.

Nicki initially dismissed talk that she was dating Meek Mill, referring to him as a long-time "friend" in an interview with Vogue.

But, on Instagram in late March, she was posing in black lingerie while straddling Mill, making it harder to believe the two merely shared a friendship.

We know what you're saying, Meek. No word yet from Nicki or anyone in her camp regarding the rumored engagement, but stay tuned ...

Police Arrest OLX Housemaid That Kidnapped 3 Orekoya bOYS

Following the release and discovery of the kidnapped kids on Wednesday – the maid who abducted the Orekoya kids and demanded a N13 million ransom for their release, was arrested last night by the Lagos State police command.

The kids; Ademola (6), Adedamola (4) and Aderomola (11 months) were abducted by the newly hired maid on April 8 – barely a day after she resumed work with the family.

The housemaid, 23-year-old Mary Akinloye, from Ibadan, Oyo State, was hired by the family via an online market portal, OLX.

Despite the police denying that a ransom had been paid to secure the release of the children – the mother of the kids Mrs Orekoya, revealed that a ransom was paid and the three children were found inside a bag in an uncompleted building in Egbeda, Lagos.

Culled from Gistreel

Kendall Jenner Barely Hides Boobs in GQ: See the Racy Photo!

You won't believe this, but Kendall Jenner is barely wearing any clothing in the latest issue of GQ.
Okay. Maybe you will believe it.

The 19-year old model graces the cover of this fashion magazine this month, putting the same bikini body on display that is so often featured in Kendall Jenner Instagram photos.

She’s donning a white string bikini teamed and a Calvin Klein denim jacket for the cover image, which you can ogle here:
 
No big deal, right? Not when compared to plenty of other racy Kendall Jenner pictures on the Internet?
Agreed.

But then there's the following snapshot, which is included as part of a larger Kendall pictorial that gets racier and racier at it goes.

Justin Bieber and Kendall has been spending a lot of time at Coachella together over the past few days, with a recent tabloid report even referring to Kendall as Justin's "girlfriend."

We wonder if these kinds of pictures therefore bother Bieber... but let's face it.
This isn't the first time Kendall has gone topless.

Chris Brown: Planning Proposal to Karrueche Tran on Her Birthday?!

Chris Brown just won't give up his pursuit of Karrueche Tran, and not just trolling her on Instagram. He wants to make the grandest of gestures to win her back.

Brown, 25, and Tran, 26, both celebrate birthdays next month, and he reportedly wants to mark the occasion by getting down on one knee! Like OMG!

Karruche turns 27 on May 17, and while they are currently estranged, Chris is holding out hope that he can win her back over and then some on that date.

“Chris doesn’t wanna lose this girl. She’s by far the most impressive woman he’s had a relationship with in his entire life," a Brown insider reports.

[Damn ... Rihanna BURN there, totally not-made-up source!]
"He’s been watching, and re-watching her interview and one thing keeps on sticking out to him: her wiggling her ring finger and saying she’d marry him."


“He knows that's what she’s always wanted. When they’ve discussed the idea in the past she lit up like fire. She was so happy ... she’d love to be Mrs. Brown.”

Of course, this was before he fathered a daughter with another woman, Nia Guzman, and neglected to tell her about it for a YEAR AND A HALF.

Not to mention, in the aforementioned interview with OWN, Tran said she still loves Chris Brown, yes ... but in the same breath said it's over for good.

Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown have had many ups and downs. But once news came out that Brown was a father, Tran finally had it.

 

He's up against it, in other words, but ever since TMZ exposed Chris' baby mama and Tran found out the same time we did, he's been pursuing her.

“Chris is really thinking about his future and he sees Karrueche there. If marrying her is what it’s going to take to have her, he’s considering it,” the source says.

“He wants to step up and show her he’s serious."

"Serious about her, about their relationship. He may just pop the question to her on her birthday to show her that he’s a man of his words and that he’s ready.”

He may just do that. And she may just give him silent treatment like she has been for the last two months, while posting hot pics on social media.

Photo of The Day: That Moment When Chiwetalu Agu Looks Like a Young Girl

Haahahaha... Is she pretty?

See Photos: Four Suspected Drug Traffickers Excrete 171 Wraps Of Cocaine In Lagos

Four suspected drug traffickers; Ejiofor Eliezer (46), Obah Francis (30), Akpa Sobuzochukwu (27) and 36-year-old Ike Okechukwu have been nabbed by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos while attempting to smuggle cocaine to Brazil.

The suspects excreted 171 wraps of drug that tested positive for cocaine.

Eliezer, who excreted 100 wraps of the drug, told investigators that poverty pushed him to commit the crime;

“I live in Brazil, where I work in a supermarket and lived with my wife and four children. Life in Brazil is tough because I live from hand to mouth. It was poverty that made me to smuggle drugs. I took risk by swallowing 100 wraps of cocaine for N200,000 because of poverty.”

Francis said he took to drug trafficking to augment the meager salary he earned at a bakery in Brazil.

“I am single and have been working in Brazil for two years. At present, I work in a bakery and my salary is meager. My plan was to give the drug to a friend in Dubai, but he did not come to collect the drug as planned. This was how I had to come to Nigeria with the drug. I blame my friend for my arrest because I would have made S15,000 (about N2.8m) from the deal.”

Sobuzochukwu, who holds a diploma in accounting, also said his poor salary as a cleaner forced him to ingest 26 wraps of cocaine for a fee of S1,500 (about N285,000);

“I regret my involvement in drug trafficking. I dropped out of school in Junior Secondary School class two and I work in a toy company in Brazil,” he added.

The NDLEA Chairman, Ahmadu Giade, says the suspects will soon be charged to court.

Kidnapped Orekoya Boys Have All Been Found

Mrs. Adebisi Busayo Adekunle Orekoya, whose three kids were kidnapped by their housegirl in Lagos has just confirmed that the boys have all been released and reunited with the family. 

  

 

To God be the Glory.....

Klint Da Drunk & Wife Stuns in Matching Outfits [PHOTOS]

Popular comedian Klint Da Drunk and his wife, Lilien stepped out in matching outfits over the weekend.

Klint took to Instagram to share these pics for his fans to see how he rocked his outfit.

See another pic below:
 

Picture of Paul Walker’s ‘Ghost’ standing next to Vin Diesel Goes Viral!

The above photoshopped image by a fan Jeffrey Raymond Frohlich, that shows Paul Walker’s “ghost” standing next to Vin Diesel has gone viral.

The late actor’s “ghost” leans on a muscle car next to fellow Furious 7 star Vin Diesel.

Since Frohlich posted the image, it has gone viral on the Internet with hundreds of thousands of views.

Walker, 40, was killed in a car crash in November 2013 in Southern California while taking a few days off from filming the seventh “Fast and Furious” movie. The film was finished using previous footage and stand-ins including Walker’s two brothers.

As of last weekend, Furious 7 has earned more than $800 million at the global box office.

Diesel paid tribute to Walker at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.

Things That Make Women Great In Bed

 

Contrary to popular belief, you don’t need a working knowledge of 52 positions to be ridiculously good in bed. Instead, it comes down to more subtle (and realistic) factors that you may already posses. And if you don’t, we’re here to help you hone the skills you really need to blow your partner’s mind.

You’re Not Judgmental
Whether it’s hearing out your partner’s fantasy or allowing yourself to really identify your own, being open to different desires and turn-ons is essential in a partner. Remember it’s all in the realm of fantasy—it’s not something you ever have to do,”

So put aside your judgments and really listen to the desires of you and your partner. You may find that you’re into some really interesting stuff.

You’re Able to Put Someone Else’s Needs Above Your Own
Practicing compassion in every area of your life is clutch, but practicing it in the bedroom can make you a seriously good partner in bed. We’re not suggesting you always put the other person first (after all, your orgasms are important too), but it can be really hot to focus on pleasing your partner every once in a while, just for the sake of satisfying them.

Maybe it’s going for it in the morning when your boyfriend typically wants it. Or maybe it’s indulging in a position they love or treating them to oral that isn’t just a precursor to the main event.
It’s not about being selfless all the time, but rather about treating your partner how you’d like to be treated. We promise, these generous acts will not go unnoticed.

You’ll Try (Almost) Everything Once
It’s hard to be good in bed if you only do what you know and don’t do anything but that
You don’t have to be willing to swing from trees, but you should have that feeling of ‘it could be fun!’ or ‘why not?’

Obviously, if your partner is dying to try something and you’re not into it, then it’s perfectly justified to say no. But when it comes to new tricks, tips, and techniques, we suggest giving a shot.
 

You Enjoy Solo Time
Someone who is in tune with her body and aware of what feels good will be a better lover and will enjoy intercourse more. Women can forget how fun and pleasurable solo times can be, especially when they’re in a relationship; and although some may think it will make them less interested in the main activity, very often the opposite is true.

So use these self-love tips and check out ways to have even more fun with yourself. And if you feel like you’re neglecting your partner, there’s no harm in inviting them to watch.

You’re Not Self-Conscious
Think of the best time you’ve ever had—chances are your partner was passionate, enthusiastic, and just oozing appeal. We’re willing to bet they weren’t worried about their body, making sure the lights were off, or complaining about their belly. Confidence is the best asset you can have.
Someone who says, ‘I’m hot any way I look,’ pretty much has you believing it.

You Know When to Get a Little Loud and Crazy
Being able to let loose, let go, and be a bit uncensored is a great attribute in a partner. For one thing, you’ll be less inhibited, which is always hot. Another reason: Men said that one thing they really want in a lover is for them to make some more noise.

Men aren’t always sure what women want and if she’s enjoying herself if she’s not giving them any direction. They want to use those sounds as direction.
This can be anything from a well-timed moan to words or phrases, like “harder,” “slower,” or “right there.”

You’re Spontaneous
When we asked real men about the hottest thing a woman has ever done, a major theme emerged: taking the reins and doing something surprising or spontaneous. From waking them up with a blowjob or waiting on the bed in lingerie, these are little things that make a huge impact because they’re so out-of-the-blue.

You’re Physically Fit
Researchers know that being physically fit and active is a big aphrodisiac for women, but it can also make you better in bed. For instance, exercise boosts focus, revs up your libido, enhances your endurance, and helps you gain confidence.

You Can Laugh at Yourself
Someone who is great in bed can see the fun and humor in any situation, because come on, it should be a good time

You may not remember the best time you’ve ever had, but you’ll remember the time you fell off the bed because you were so into it that you didn’t realize you were on the edge.

Weird noises, sounds, and failed positions happen, but if you can roll with it and still enjoy yourself, that’s what makes someone amazing in the sack.

Patrick Obahiagbon: Reason For Low Voters' Turn Out is “Vaudeville of Ratiocinations”

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon opened up to Punch on the reason for low voters turn out in the just concluded general elections.

Patrick said, “I’m sure the low voter turnout could be attributable to a vaudeville of ratiocinations. The presidential election attracted more voters ostensibly because that was the political elephant and was therefore occasioned with anttendant publicity ballyhoo.

He also said, “A vast majority of Nigerians were also righteously indignant of the state of economic quagmire, political phantasmagoria and social disequilibrium the philistine and clueless government of President Jonathan has plummeted the country.

They saw in the presidential election a sui generis opportunity to get the yoke off their back and that they did ferociously. This passion was not as frenzied in the last election.”

Do you think Patrick is right?

Supreme Court TRASHES APC's suit to Sack Fayose

The Supreme Court has upheld the election of Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state and dismissed the petition against him. 

 
At a ruling this morning April 14th, a 7-man panel led by Justice John Fabiyi dismissed all the grounds of appeal filed by the petitioner, APC members in the state House of Assembly, who argued that Governor Fayose was not eligible to contest following his impeachment from office during his first administration.

Delivering judgement, the court held that while impeachment was not a ground of disqualification ‎from contesting as governor, the panel which recommended Fayose for impeachment on October 16, 2006, was illegally and unconstitutionally constituted.

The court also ruled that allegations of certificate forgery is not substantive as the HND certificate Fayose presented when he signified interest to run for Governor was genuinely earned and was awarded to him. 

Regarding allegations of the use of the military by Fayose to intimidate APC supporters during the June 2014 governorship election, the Supreme Court ruled that the Chief of Defence Staff and the Inspector-General of Police, joined as 4th and 5th defendants in the case were not necessary parties.

Bruce Jenner Sex Change Surgery Finally Scheduled?

Months after the Bruce Jenner sex change was confirmed by various media outlets, the former Olympian and current reality star is finally ready to speak publicly on the matter.

Bruce's interview with Diane Sawyer will air on April 24 and sources say it'll feature a number of revelations.

Among other bombshells, Jenner will reportedly reveal that he has scheduled his sex change operation and is ready to take the final step in the process of becoming a woman.
 
“Bruce is now ready,” a source tells Radar Online. “This is a very, very big step for Bruce to take, and the time is approaching quickly. The surgery will take place at the end of May/beginning of June. It’s a very intensive surgery.”

There are several different approaches to sex change surgery and it's not known exactly what path Bruce will take, but a plastic surgeon who specializes in such procedures recently revealed what sort of procedure he expects Jenner to undergo:

“The testicles are history but the rest is preserved to create the neo-vagina,” says Dr. Mel Ortega. “The tissue is never removed from the body, with the exception of incorporating skin grafts if there’s isn’t enough material.”

House Help Palaver: House Help Drives Away His Boss’ Toyota SUV

Employers need to make thorough investigations on their employees.

A newly employed male house help in Omole, Ogba- Ikeja has stolen his Boss’ Toyota SUV.

According to the twitter user who alerted Lagosians online, the said man drove it away yesterday.

See Photo: Kylie Jenner Flaunts Kardashian Asset on Instagram

If you've ever been to Kylie's Instagram page, then you know the girl is not exactly shy about showing off her assets.

Kylie Jenner's racy selfies are grade-A jailbait and her 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga has swallowed the hook.

Generally, she plays dumb and pretends she just wants to show off her latest hair extensions or her giant lips, and the cleavage is just incidental.

But today, Kylie isn't playing around. She posted this pic about an hour ago and didn't even bother with a caption:
 
Boom. Kylie's last name might be Jenner, but she's clearly rocking a Kardashi-ass.
Naturally, the photo sparked a new round of Kylie butt implant rumours but we think this is just a case of genetics finally taking hold.

When LeBron's kid started dominating on the basketball court, no one cried steroids. In the same way, Kylie should be allowed to claim her title as an Internet Booty Queen without people accusing her of stuffing basketball halves up her dress.

Besides, it's Khloe's butt that seems to double in size like the Grinch's heart every time you look at it. Let's all agree to stick with accusing her of butt implants, mmm-kay?

Look, there are a lot of Kardashians and too many cosmetic procedures. Rather than accusing all of them of getting everything done let's just keep it simple:

Kylie=Lips; Khloe=Butt; Kim=Unibrow; Kourtney=Episiotomy; Kendall=We're not really sure. Leg extensions? We'll think of something.

Photo: Comedian Bovi Shares Throwback Picture, Says He Dated Hunger

The comedian posted this on his Instagram page;

'the devil i've seen/ in her full glory/ hunger i dated/penury squatted me/ betrayal hugged me/worwor bail up me/ history is pregnant with my story but it's still only the first trimester/

Pakistani Education Activist, Malala Writes Touching Letter to the Missing Chibok Girls

17 yr old Pakistani education activist and the youngest-ever Nobel Prize recipient Malala Yousafzai, wrote a touching letter to missing Chibok girls to commemorate their 1 year in captivity.

 
In the letter, Malala who was in Nigeria in July 2014, said she will never forget them and called on Nigerian and World leaders to do more towards the rescue of the kidnapped girls. Full text of her letter below…

To my brave sisters, the kidnapped schoolgirls of Chibok, On this first anniversary of your captivity, I write to you with a message of solidarity, love and hope. My name is Malala. I am a Pakistani girl your age. I am one of the millions of people around the world who keep you and your families foremost in our thoughts and prayers. We cannot imagine the full extent of the horrors you have endured. But please know this: we will never forget you. We will always stand with you.

Today and every day, we call on the Nigerian authorities and the international community to do more to bring you home. We will not rest until you have been reunited with your families.

Like you, I was a target of militants who did not want girls to go to school. Gunmen shot me and two of my friends on a school bus. All three of us survived and are back in school. Now we speak out on behalf of all girls about the right to get a proper education. Our campaign will continue until you and all girls and boys around the world are able to access a free, safe and quality secondary education.

Last July, I spent my 17th birthday in Nigeria with some of your parents and five of your classmates who escaped the kidnapping. Your parents are grief-stricken. They love you, and they miss you. My father and I wept and prayed with your parents – and they touched our hearts.

The escapee schoolgirls my father and I met impressed us with their resolve to overcome their challenges and to complete their high school education. My father and I promised your parents and the girls who had escaped that we would do all we could to help them. I met Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan and urged him to work harder for your freedom. I also asked President Jonathan to meet your parents and the girls who escaped the kidnapping, which he did a few days later. Still, in my opinion, Nigerian leaders and the international community have not done enough to help you. They must do much more to help secure your release. I am among many people pressuring them to make sure you are freed.

There are reasons for hope and optimism. Nigerian forces are re-gaining territory and protecting more schools. Nigeria’s newly-elected president, Muhammadu Buhari, has vowed to make securing your freedom a top priority and promised his government will not tolerate violence against women and girls.

You will have the opportunity to receive the education you want and deserve. The Malala Fund and other organizations offered all your classmates who escaped the kidnapping full scholarships to complete their secondary education. Most of the escapee girls accepted this scholarship and are now continuing their studies at a safe boarding school and with the support they need. We hope to someday extend that same scholarship to all 219 of you, when you return home.

Remember that one day your tragic ordeal will end, you will be reunited with your families and friends, and you will have the chance to finish the education you courageously sought. I look forward to the day I can hug each one of you, pray with you, and celebrate your freedom with your families. Until then, stay strong, and never lose hope. You are my heroes.

Your sister,
Malala

We can’t cancel Rivers, Akwa Ibom results –INEC

The Independent National Electoral Commission has said it has no power to cancel the results of the governorship and state Houses of Assembly elections in Rivers and Akwa Ibom states.

 
It made this known a few hours after the European Union Election Observation Mission to Nigeria on Monday called for a probe of   the “severe problems” that characterized the polls in the two states.

The Chief Press Secretary to the INEC chairman, Kayode Idowu, said those calling on the commission to cancel  the results were misdirecting their request.

He  explained that once results had been announced by INEC , only election petition tribunals had the power to cancel and order fresh elections.

Idowu said, “The law does not allow us to cancel any result after it has been announced. Everyone knows this.

“It is only the election petition tribunals that can order that or even cancelled the elections. We would advice anyone who is aggrieved to go to the court. “

Also in Abuja on Monday, EU EOM said the elections in Akwa Ibom and Rivers states needed to be probed because of accusations of rigging, intimidation and violence by opponents of the winners.

Udom Emmanuel won the governorship in election in Akwa Ibom while a former Minister of State for Education, Nyesom Wike, triumphed in Rivers.

The Chief Observer of the EU EOM,   Santiago Fisas, said at a news conference     that even though the   elections witnessed “more efficient polling, “there were “increased incidents of violence and interference.”

He added,   “On April 12, INEC referred to 66 reports of violent incidents targeting polling units, INEC officials, voters and election materials in 19 states in all geopolitical zones except for the North-East.

“Both the main parties made many accusations of rigging, intimidation and violence by opponents. Problems were most pronounced in Rivers and Akwa Ibom states where there are multiple credible reports of violence and interference, which warrant further investigation.”

Fisas however encouraged those with grievances to address them through official channels.
The Chief observer also commended President Goodluck Jonathan for conceding defeat before the last result was read.

Suspense as Supreme Court decides Fayose’s fate today

There is an anxiety in Ekiti State as the Supreme Court in Abuja prepared to deliver judgment on Tuesday (today) in the appeal filed by the All Progressives Congress against the victory of Governor Ayodele Fayose in the June 21, 2014 governorship election.

 

Fayose, in a state-wide broadcast on Monday, asked residents to maintain the peace and go about their lawful duties.

The governor, who thanked the people for voting overwhelmingly for all the Peoples Democratic Party’s candidates in the Saturday House of Assembly elections, said the victory had confirmed that he had a genuine mandate of the people.

He said that he was sure that he would be vindicated at the end of the day and triumph over whatever plot being hatched to truncate his tenure.

A commercial driver, Ade Bamidele, expressed confidence that the governor would win the case.
A trader, Esther Orji, said the Ekiti people required peace, saying the judgment would remove the tension associated with the election.

The Ekiti Governorship Election Petitions Tribunal had on December 19, 2014 upheld Fayose’s victory and dismissed the APC petition for lack of merit.

Dissatisfied, the APC had gone to the appellate court on the grounds that Fayose was not qualified to stand for the election as a candidate because of his impeachment on October 16, 2006 during his first tenure as governor.

The APC also alleged that the governor forged his academic certificates and violated the Code of Conduct rules.

The five- member panel, chaired by Justice Abdul Aboki, in its judgment on February 16 had upheld the judgment of the Tribunal, which affirmed Fayose as the winner of the June 21, 2014 poll.

Though the Justice Abdul Aboki-led five-man panel dismissed the appeal filed by the APC, it found merit in the appellant’s complaints that the military was used to harass and intimidate its supporters and leaders during the polls.

Dissatisfied still, the APC had gone to the Supreme Court.

The Independent National Electoral Commission had declared that Fayose polled 203,090 votes to defeat the then incumbent governor, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, of the All Progressives Congress, who polled 120,433 votes in the election.

Checkout Yvonne Nelson stunning new low cut look at the GMAs (Photos)

Ghana Music Awards held on Sunday and various celebrities graced the event including Yvonne Nelson. The gorgeous Ghanaian actress shaved her hair for the occasion.

She rocked a crop top on an ankle length skirt which she styled herself according to her.

Photos after the cut:

Waoh: Pregnant Omawumi shows off Birthday Look (Photos)

The singer who had her baby shower yesterday showed off her birthday look yesterday evening..So cute!
 

North West: Getting Baptized in Israel!

The Kardashians have officially invaded the Middle East, and unlike George Bush circa 2001, they totally have a strategy in mind.

Kim arrived in Armenia last week and was greeted with open arms. She was later joined by her sister Khloe, and the Kardashians met with the Prime Minister for a photo op that we hope will make its way into the Armenian history books.

Kanye and North West joined with Kim and Khloe for what was supposed to be an eight-day visit to Armenia, but the trip was cut short in favor of a jaunt to Israel, and sources are saying the Wests plan to baptize little Nori in Jerusalem.

Kim, Kanye and North are reportedly in Israel for one day only, for the sole purpose of giving North the best baptism of all time!
After that, the Wests tour of the East continues with a brief visit to Jordan.
North was baptized shortly after her birth, but she'll be dunked again in the Holy Land...just to make extra sure, we guess.

Naturally, a Keeping Up With the Kardashians camera crew will be on hand to capture the moment.

General Buhari Will Reduce Petrol From N87 to N40 Per Litre- Prof David West

Former Minister of Petroleum and Energy, Prof Tamunoemi David-West said when Muhammadu Buhari gets on seat, he will reduce the price of fuel from N87 to N40 per litre.

In a telephone interview with Vanguard, David-West said “I want to assure you that by the time he takes over, petrol will be dispensed at N40 per litre. This is possible and he has the credibility to make it work,”
 
David-West served as Minister of Petroleum and energy under Buhari’s regime from 1984-1985. He also said that “The major assignment of the president-elect when he is eventually inaugurated is to restore confidence to the industry,” 

David also stressed that Buhari will do everything to ensure the industry is back to normal. He said Buhari is capable since he’s familiar with the petroleum industry.

According to him, “As military head of state, he dealt with the Federal Executive Council with the tenets of democracy. Buhari will build new refineries to make petroleum products available for the masses. No responsible government will allow the masses to suffer.

“He will strengthen the refineries within a year. It is possible as we won’t spend any amount in setting up a green field refinery.

“We already have a blueprint as we shall use what we have to get what we want,” 

On Buhari’s stance on fuel subsidy, David said the people’s general has always said that the subsidy is a scam.