Gosh!!!!! Man Sues Hospital For Shortening His P_nis By 1 INCH

Sex injuries are never a laughing matter. But imagine a sex session leading to the loss of an inch off the end of your p_nis… There really is nothing funny about that, right?

Then spare a thought for one paraplegic man who claims that is exactly what happened to him. The unlucky guy fractured his p_nis during sex with his wife and, after what he says was a misdiagnosis by a nurse, ended up losing ‘about an inch’ off its length.

This man is now suing the hospital for the break-up of his marriage after he lost the ability to made love for two years – something he says came about because the nurse failed to physically examine his p_nis.

The lack of proper examination, he says, is what led to an off-site doctor falsely diagnosing him only with minor trauma.

It took two weeks of agony for the man to find out his lovemaking slip-up had seriously damaged his member.

Subsequent surgery to repair the damage meant a 24-month sex embargo for the man – as well as a shortened p_nis.

The man stated: ‘This has caused a greater impact on my life than when I lost the use of my legs.’

Speaking from a male perspective here, sorry Doc, but can any trauma to the p_nis ever be considered minor?

Gov. Okorocha Launches ‘Operation Know Your Neighbour’ After Owerri Bomb Scare

Imo State Government  in a bid to check penetration of suicide bombers in the state   has launched  “Operation Know Your Neighbour”.

This followed the attempted bomb incident that took place on Sunday at the Winners Chapel Church off Port Harcourt Road, Owerri, in which  three bombs were discovered and later detonated by the Police.



The  state government launched the ‘Operation Know  Your Neighbour’  in collaboration with the security agencies in the state  as part of the  security measures to ensure adequate security of lives and property in the state.

Launching the programme on Monday at a special security meeting in Owerri, with the service chiefs in the state in attendance , the State governor, Chief Rochas Okorocha contended that nobody comes into a state to commit crime of any kind without an internal collaborator, adding that since those who commit these crimes were human beings they must also be residents somewhere, and their neighbours should equally be able to know them and what they do.

The governor announced other security measures, which stipulate that hotels in the state should install security cameras and should forward on daily basis the list of their guests to the Director of State Security Services; and trailers bringing food items from the Northern part of the country would no longer be allowed to come into the state at night but only in the day.

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Kanye still throwing shade at Jay Z…You won’t believe what he said about Jay Z & Solange elevator drama

 

It appears that Kanye West is still not over Jay Z’s nonattendance at his wedding. Over the past few days, concert goers have reported countless instances of Kanye throwing shade at his one-time closest pal, Jay Z. Such example include; removing Jay’s name from any lyric that he is mentioned in. The latest in a series of Jay Z shade by Kanye, according to a concert-goer happened at the Bonaroo Festival over the weekend where Kanye performed. He reportedly started off by reminding everyone of what an awesome genius he is (of course, I mean what else is new?), after which he took a shot at Jay Z making references to the Solange-Jay Z elevator beat-down. Below is what he said; “Let’s be clear. Ain’t no b*tch gonna pull that Solange ish on me.” Errm…I think that the whole Kardashian/Jenner clan know better than to mess with Kanye in that manner. We know, Kanye…we know!

Rihanna is in love with Ghana Black Stars Kevin Prince Boateng?

Rihanna’s certainly got an eye for cute guys. Check the list of men she’s hit – Breezy, Drake and who else… she’s got them all.

So on match day, when the Black Stars were trailing the U.S.A by a goal, she was busily scanning through images of the Ghanaian players.

And lo and behold she found one. Our own KPB. Fine boy.

Riri posted an image of Kevin – obviously a cute one – on her Twitter page.

What followed was an instant global interest in the subject.

“Da Bae doe! I might have to be team Ghana on this one idc idc idc,” she posted, attaching a rather fine image of the Black Stars player.

Da Bae doe is a street term often used in Western Florida, and could mean baby, boo, or sweetie. So strong was the affection, she pleaded to the millions of Americans she had to ditch them for Ghana.

You can’t really blame her. She is a bajan chic; a root is everything.

Miley Cyrus Loses Award to Selena Gomez, Throws Tantrum on Twitter

Last night, the 2014 MuchMusic Video Awards were held in Toronto, and while Miley Cyrus was not in attendance, she still managed to make her presence felt.
Miley's assault on Selena Gomez continued on Twitter during the awards show when the Queen of Twerk expressed her dismay at losing the International Artist of the Year prize to her rival Selena.

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"Wigged woting is wack wust waying," Cyrus tweeted shortly after the results were announced. For those not fluent in Miley that's "Rigged voting is whack, just saying."
Not exactly a gracious defeat on Miley's part. Maybe reactions like that are why Selena has no respect for Miley anymore.
Or maybe Miley reacted that way because she knows Selena has no respect for her.
Tough to say, as we really have no idea when or why this feud got started.
Miley fired the first shots last week when she angrily tossed a Selena doll into the crowd during a performance, but she hasn't given any indication as to what Selena did to get on her bad side.

Blame Keshi For Nigeria’s Draw Against Iran—Okocha

Former Nigerian midfielder, Austin ‘Jay-Jay’ Okocha, has blamed the Super Eagles poor outing at the ongoing FIFA 2014 World Cup in Brazil to poor technical quality from the head coach, Stephen Keshi.

According to Okocha, Keshi has not brought any changes to the team, noting that this is what all African countries have been facing in this tournament.

“His changes were poor. He took out Moses and brought in Ameobi. I think that was a wrong change,” he observed.

Speaking as an analyst on Supersport, Okocha said Keshi should be held responsible for the lame approach the team adopted in the goalless draw against Iran last night.

The widely regarded ‘best Nigerian player’ of his generation, with displeasure, said he hopes Nigeria makes it through to the next rounds because the country’s expectation is high and that in football, the best team wins the competition.

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See Why A 35-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Ibadan

There was confusion in Ibadan on Monday, June 16, when a 35-year-old commercial motorcyclist, Ismaila Isa committed suicide by jumping into a river at Onipepeye area of Oyo state.

 

The deceased who was reported to have taken a few trips in the early hours arrived the scene of the incident on a Bajaj with registration number OYO YRE 918 QB, parked it by the side of the river, removed his jacket, dropped his key and jumped into the river to the surprise of sympathisers.
Ismaila until his death was used to plying Adegbayi/Alakia/Gate axis. Meanwhile the onwer of the motorcycle said he was shocked as to why he committed suicide as he said the deceased was not owing him, that he always gave him the agreed amount at the end of each day’s work.
Efforts by the state fire brigade and some of his colleagues to save him were futile as the deceased had drowned before help could come his way.
The Oyo State Director of Fire Services, Oyekunle Kareem confirmed the incident, saying the man’s corpse had been handed over to the Police.
Contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) in the state, SP Olabisi Okuwobi‑Ilobanafor said the command was yet to be informed.

Fears Grip Nigerian Entertainment Industry Over Artiste, Mr. Flints Death

Life they say is not easy as there is time to be born and a time to die. But wouldn't it be better if one dies at the appropriate age which is 70? Our fore-fathers even lived longer than the young generations and they were well celebrated.

Recently, the Nigerian entertainment industry has been full of sadness that friends, families and fans of celebrities are beginning to ask, what is going on in the industry?

When the industry was still mourning the death of Nollywood actor, Chris Nkulor who was diagnosed of a kidney ailment, the industry was thrown into yet another mourning when the death of veteran producer, Amaka Igwe, broke out.

Within the space of one month after Amaka’s death, female gospel singer, Kefee Obareki, also passed on due to lungs challenges and everybody were thrown into shock with various condolence messages. Little did Nigerians know that the unexpected is beginning to befall the industry?

While many were busy talking about the sudden death of these people, the industry again became speechless when the news of the death of Nigerian artiste, Lee Fagbemi better known as Mr. Flint, who is based in the United State of America, broke out.

The Ogun state born rap artiste according to reports, died on June third in the US after he went into coma which was just four days to his birthday.

During his life time, he worked with prominent Nigerian artistes such as Sound Sultan, Olamide and others. (Nigeriafilm.com)

Child Abuse: NSCDC Arrest Pastor For Beating His Sons with electric wire

The Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, Ondo State Command (NSCDC) has arrested a pastor, Peter Etim of one of the pentecostal churches in Ile‑Oluji area of the state for child abuse.

The pastor who hails from Akwa Ibom was paraded by the NSCDC at the state command headquarters for inflicting serious body injuries on two of his male children, Elijah (10) and Hope (8) said that they stole N180 and also sold some wares in his shop on credit without his permission.
As a result of the boys action he lost his temper, which led him to beating them with electric wire.
The command image maker, Mr. Kayode Balogun, speaking on the incident advised parents and guardians to be careful about the way they treat their children.
Balogun said children have some rights which needed to be protected under the Child Rights Act of Ondo State and the federation.
He said the suspect, with his two children, will be handed over to Child Rights Department of the Ministry of Women Affairs, Ondo State for prosecution in line with the Child Rights Act of the state after concluding investigation.

Tragedy: Toyota Corolla Driver Drags Keke Napep Rider to his Death in Lagos

The life of a 28-year-old tricycle rider, Onu Kingsley, has been cut short after the driver of a Toyota Corolla, identified simply as Kingsley, allegedly dragged him on the road and crashed his body against a hurdle. The incident happened on the Apapa Road, Ebute Meta area of Lagos State on Saturday evening.

PUNCH Metro reports that Onu, an indigene of Enugu State, had alighted from his tricycle, popularly called, Keke NAPEP, to complain that Kingsley hit his tricycle and injured one of his passengers.
The driver reportedly ignored the deceased and made to drive off when Onu pulled him by the shirt in a bid to stop him from escaping. The suspect wound up his window glass with the deceased’s hand stuck, and raced down the Apapa Road, dragging him on the road in the process.

A friend of the deceased, Emmanuel Esan, who spoke to Punch said they lived in the same room on Ilaje Street. He said:

“We were together in the room that evening because we lived together. He did not plan to go out that day, but because there was no electricity, he decided to go out and make
some money. I suddenly woke up around 12 midnight and didn’t see him by my side. I decided to call his telephone line, but the person who picked it said the owner of the phone had been injured in an accident and was at the police station.”

He said he never knew his friend had died until someone broke the news to him while he was heading for the Iponri Police Station. Esan lamented that Onu might not have died if he had been helped to the hospital on time.

“I learnt he was on the accident spot for over two hours before the police arrived and took them to the station. He was asked to make statements, together with the driver. It was on the way to the hospital that he died,” he added

He said Onu had only recently bought an application form to run a part time academic programme at the Yaba College of Technology, when fate struck.

Uncle to the deceased, Mike Onu, said he brought him to Lagos 15 years ago. He described him as a quiet, humble and hardworking boy, adding that the incident was unfortunate.

“He was working hard for his future when the incident happened. He has just two brothers; one is in Sokoto, while the second is in Enugu. Since he died, his body has been lying there at the Mainland General Hospital mortuary. We have been waiting to hear from the family of the suspect, but none of them has shown up. We believe the police will help us handle the situation,” he added.

A family friend, Spurgeon Ataene, asked the police authorities to give the deceased justice. The legal practitioner said:

“The circumstances under which a case can be regarded as a fatal motor accident are clearly distinct from that of a case of murder. Murder is with intent to kill ab initio. Here, the suspect was not even provoked. He was the one who hit the passengers and was being confronted. He still sped off, brushing Onu’s body on the concrete tars, peeling off his flesh in the process and turning his body to piles of meat. This is a clear case of murder and should be transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department.”

The Police Public Relations Officer, Lagos State Command, Ngozi Braide, could not be reached on the telephone. Punch reports that a text message sent to her phone had also yet to be replied as of the time of filing this report.