Joke of the day

Akpos and his friend dey waka 4 road. Akpos said 9ja police 2 dey fear death, bt him friend no gree say y dem go dey go fear death when them dey in charge of criminals. Ok said akpos, so as they walk pass a thick bush they sighted some police along d road . Akpos told his friend its time to confirm the truth. About 2 miles to where the police were, akpos and his friend decided to pick race looking back and running fast as they approached the police as if some people were running after them. Immediately d police D.P.O pick race after them also the rest find their way out. Suddenly akpos and his friend stop and started panting, so also d D.P.O says thank you Jesus.
 D.P.O: WETIN DEY MAKE U RUN?
AKPOS: LAUGH AND SAID WE JUST FEEL LIKE RUNNING FOR OUR MIND.
 D.P.O: YOU ARE UNDA ARREST.
AKPO : FOR WHAT? 
D.P.O: FOR ILLEGAL RUNNING.

Lol, illegal running indeed!

HILARIOUS: See What Mercy Johnson Is Up To!

You'd better not ask where this photos has been taken... evidently on set of some hilarious movie featuring Nollywood star Mercy Johnson.


Of course it is hard to imagine the top-notch actress selling bush meat. But no doubt in any role she is playing Mercy looks so natural.

It's all about her unsurpassed acting talent.
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Pastor Arrested In Lagos For Defrauding Church Member Of N7 Million

Pastor Ikechukwu Ezeiru of the Christ Citizen Glorious Assembly, Okota, Lagos on Tuesday was arraigned before an Ebute Meta Chief Magistrate’s Court for fraud.
The Pastor who was accused of allegedly defrauding a church member, Ifeanyi Ohazurume, of N7m claimed to have handed over the money over to his wife who also said she gave it to someone else.
According to the police said Ezeiru collected the money to help the defendant purchase auction goods from the Nigerian Customs Service and allegedly didn’t return the money or the goods.
Ezeiru was arraigned on three counts of obtaining under false pretences and stealing.
The charge reads in part, “That you, Pastor Ikechukwu Ezeiru, and others at large, sometime in the month of February, 2012, at about 10.00hours at First Bank Plc, Okota branch, Lagos, in the Lagos Magisterial District, did conspire to commit felony to wit: obtaining property by false pretences and stealing.
“That you on the same date, time and place in the aforesaid magisterial district, did obtain the sum of N7m from one Ifeanyi Ohazurume, under the pretext that you are in position to help him buy auction goods from Nigerian Customs Service, a representation you knew to be false.”
The police prosecutor, George Nwosu, who represented the resident prosecutor, DSP Etim Ekankuk, said the offences were punishable under sections 409 and 312 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2011.
The defendant pleaded not guilty to the charge against him.The Chief Magistrate, Mrs Demi Ajayi granted the defendant to bail in the sum of N500,000 with two sureties in like sum.
The matter was adjourned till April 16, 2014.

Duncan Mighty, Leads Rally For Kidnapped Wazobia FM’s Akas Baba’s Release

Nigerian Singer, Duncan Mighty led a group of people in Port Harcourt yesterday in a solidarity March for kidnapped Wazobia FM OAP, Anthony Akatakpo popularly known as Akas Baba, who was taken from his home on Thursday March 13th by unknown gunmen. They are trying to raise awareness about his kidnap as nothing has been heard from the kidnappers since his abduction.

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Immigration Tragedy: Families Demand Release Of Corpses

Parents and family members of some  applicants, who lost their lives during the Nigerian Immigration Service recruitment test on Saturday in Abuja, have demanded for the release of the bodies of their loved ones for burial.
The family members, who gathered at the National Hospital on Sunday, told the Minister of Interior, Abba Moro, who came to sympathise with them, that they wanted the bodies to be released for burial immediately.
Seven applicants, including a pregnant woman, died in a stampede during the exercise at the National Stadium, venue of the recruitment test.
Speaking with journalists, one of the bereaved, Mohammed Hakeem, said he was informed about the death of his sister, Miss Oyiza Yusuf, a mother of one, adding that it was disheartening that the lady was defrauded of N150,000 in a job scam last year.
Hakeem said, “It is sad that people were made to suffer and die for jobs that have probably been allocated to the children of highly placed individuals. The government should be sensitive to the plight of the ordinary Nigerians.”
Moro, who consoled the grieving families, pleaded for understanding of Nigerians “so that together we can salvage the situation and lay a foundation that will forestall any future occurrence of this type of tragedy.”
The minister explained that the tragedy was caused by unruly applicants. Those that did not apply for the exercise also turned up.
He explained that the stadium was chosen for the recruitment exercise on account of the physical exercise that applicants were to go through, stressing that this was a vital component of enlistment requirement into the NIS. Moro said, “Right from the beginning, I gave you assurance that this exercise was going to be transparent but it was going to be cost-effective.  That we are going to avoid (the mistake of the past), where all persons converge in Abuja. And so yesterday, we tried to decentralise.
“We set up 37 recruitment centres across the country, including the Federal Capital Territory, and posted senior officers of the ministry, including Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps and the police across the country. All numbers were adequate to control the situation based on the received applications.”
Moro clarified that 526,650 persons applied for the exercise nationwide, adding that arrangement was made for only the number.
Sixteen persons were confirmed to have died during the nationwide job recruitment test organised by the NIS on Saturday.
The minister gave the confirmation during an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria on Sunday  in Abuja.
Moro said that in Edo State, one female applicant collapsed at the venue of the exercise and was rushed to the hospital, where she died.
He said that in Jigawa State, a male applicant died in an accident on his way to the venue of the exercise, while in Niger, two  persons died as a result of the stampede.
He said that seven applicants in the FCT died also from the stampede, while in Rivers five persons died.
NAN reported that some applicants sustained injuries during the exercise, while some have being treated and discharged just as others were receiving treatment in various hospitals across the country.
As of the time of filing this report, the bodies of some of the participants had been identified by their families at the National Hospital in Abuja.
Mr. Mohammed Yekini, brother to one of the deceased, told NAN that  he was still waiting for the authorities of the hospital to release the corpse.
Yekini, who is also a lecturer at the Federal Polytechnic in Nassarawa State and hails from Okene in Kogi State, lamented the inhuman treatment participants were subjected to during the exercise.
He called on government to show more consideration to the plight of unemployed youths in the country. (Punch)

BUSTED: Husband Catches His Randy Friend Pants Down With His Wife (PHOTOS)

A cheating wife was caught by her husband, pants down with his friend  in Pangani, Nairobi County.

The husband, Julius Mutua had forgotten his ATM at home and returned to pick it only to find his wife in bed with his friend. The wife quickly escaped the scene leaving her lover behind and at the mercy of the angry husband and a mob. It took the intervention of the watchman to save the man's life.
                                                 The man being taken away by the police

According to Mutua, this was not the first time he was catching the both of them in the act. He'd caught them sometime in November last year but he forgave them after his wife pleaded with him.
However this time, Mutua is insisting on going to the police and also filing for a divorce.
                                                     The man in police van 

However, the man was taken to Pangani Police Station to record a statement. (Naij)
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PHOTOS: Couple Arrested After They Got Married Completely Nude While Crowd Watched

Wonders they say will never seize to end as a couple were arrested on their wedding day as they tie the knot after stripping naked in the street to campaign against San Francisco's ban on public nudity. The bride Gypsy Taub, 44, and groom Jamyz Smith, 20 were arrested within a few minutes after they exchanged vows.
According to Taub:  'This is a protest against the nudity ban as much as it is a wedding. I know that the people of San Francisco are behind me.'
The service was reportedly conducted by nudity activist George Davis, an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church.


After a short reading from his 'holy book,' entitled 'Erotic Art,' Davis said: 'I pronounce you man and wife,' adding: 'Kiss and conjugate.'
'People celebrate in whatever way they feel comfortable,' one of the well-wishers of the couple said, adding: 'It's a wonderful thing that they are doing. Nobody is being hurt. Nobody is being damaged.'
Taub was later issued a citation and released provided that she put the gown back on.Woder

22-Year-Old Man Resurrects 7 Days After Burial, Reveals His Mission

Fear and panic gripped residents of Luk, a Togolese farming community near Bunkpurugu in Bunkpurugu-Yunyoo District of the Northern Region, after a man resurrected seven days after his burial.
Konkper-Laar Samuel, 22 was said to have died after a brief illness and was buried at the family mausoleum with a stone and a piece of stick placed on his grave as a symbol of separation of the bond between the living and the dead.
According to their tradition, the seventh day was supposed to be marked with a family gathering where issues regarding the deceased’s property and debts, if he had incurred any whilst alive, would be resolved.
As members of the family gathered at about 8 o’clock that morning, they were shocked to find the deceased entering the house with the very clothes he was buried with. There was pandemonium as there was a shout of ‘Run for your life’ and everyone was running helter-skelter.
Some ran to the grave side to see if it had been opened but were more amazed when they found it intact.
As news of his 'resurrection', spread, residents started fleeing the town, as they were scared of living in the same town with a ghost.
The family sent for the chief priest who questioned the boy on why he came back. The deceased reportedly said he was sent back by his grandfathers because his time was up on earth.
When journalists visited the town to confirm the story, they were shown the grave and the 'ghost' but were not allowed to take pictures.

                 Relations by the graveside. INSET: the said 'ghost' in Togolese Gendarmerie grips

However, as the journalist were about to leave, Togolese gendarmerie (Togo police) stormed the house, handcuffed the “ghost” and pushed him into a waiting vehicle and whisked him away. (Naij)
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I'm Frustrated! My Wife Doesn't Satisfy Me Sexually & I Don't Want To Cheat On Her

This is a story of a man who's wife is frustrating him sexually and he needs honest advice on what to do.


I am 29 years old and I got married to the love of my life who is 3 years younger than I am. We have a 2 year old cute son and my wife is pregnant with the second.
My problem is that I have a mighty sex urge and libido but my wife is my complete opposite in bed. We dated for 4 years before we married and she became pregnant immediately I disvirgined her.
Throughout our courtship, we never had sex but we use to enjoy hours of kissing and romance. I never thought sex was going to be an issue in our relationship till we married and she gave birth.
Each time we make love she either complains that my penis is too big and painful or that I take time to cum. I have tried to increase her interest in sex through every means I know of, I use porn to make her horny but whenever we eventually have sex I feel depressed and sad because it won't be any fun.
Sometimes in the process of romance, she'll cum over and over again then she'll just sleep off leaving me awake all night. I have discussed the issue with her time without number but she keeps promising to get better.
I'm afraid that this is pushing me into cheating which I swore to myself never to do. I need your matured advice please before I go crazy.
What should I do?
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I’m The Easiest Person To Work With – Obasanjo Reveals

Former President of Nigeria Olusegun Obasanjo who was very well known for his 'no-nonsense' attitude while in office, yesterday, revealed he remains the easiest human being that you anyone can work with.
Obasanjo made this statement in Abeokuta, Ogun State when Muyiwa Akintunde and Des Wilson, a professor of University of Uyo interviewed him on the proposed book on the former Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Obong Ufot Ekaette.
He revealed contrary to the general notion about him, he's a simple person but would he won't hesitate to give whoever behaves wrongly the much deserved treatment.
According to him ‘’I am the easiest human being that you can work with, but if you come to do mago mago, I will throw you out. Not that I know it all, but I know where am going. If I am planning to go to Lagos and you direct me to the North, I will check the compass, and know where the route to where am going”, the former president stated.
He expressed fear about the current state of the country saying ‘’What I know about Nigeria, we shouldn’t be where we are now, it is painful that we are  here we are today.
Obasanjo who attributed his good health to God said: ‘’ That my health has never failed me is an act of God. It’s God’s doing, I watch what I eat, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, but if I do any other things you consider not good, forgive me. I enjoy humour, life without humour is not complete’
Obasanjo while speaking on Ekaette, his former SGF, on why he retained and worked with Ekaette for eight years said ‘’I make use of him because of his experience. He is industrious, hardworking and the typical public servant whose experience in the civil service assisted me a lot.
‘’ He was never a novice in politics, remember he was a deputy governor in Akwa Ibom State. He did his job conscientiously. In the job of SGF, the older the better because of experience, if they talk to you, they have something to offer’’, Obasanjo told the authors. (Naij)
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