PHOTOS: Couple Arrested After They Got Married Completely Nude While Crowd Watched

Wonders they say will never seize to end as a couple were arrested on their wedding day as they tie the knot after stripping naked in the street to campaign against San Francisco's ban on public nudity. The bride Gypsy Taub, 44, and groom Jamyz Smith, 20 were arrested within a few minutes after they exchanged vows.
According to Taub:  'This is a protest against the nudity ban as much as it is a wedding. I know that the people of San Francisco are behind me.'
The service was reportedly conducted by nudity activist George Davis, an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church.


After a short reading from his 'holy book,' entitled 'Erotic Art,' Davis said: 'I pronounce you man and wife,' adding: 'Kiss and conjugate.'
'People celebrate in whatever way they feel comfortable,' one of the well-wishers of the couple said, adding: 'It's a wonderful thing that they are doing. Nobody is being hurt. Nobody is being damaged.'
Taub was later issued a citation and released provided that she put the gown back on.Woder

22-Year-Old Man Resurrects 7 Days After Burial, Reveals His Mission

Fear and panic gripped residents of Luk, a Togolese farming community near Bunkpurugu in Bunkpurugu-Yunyoo District of the Northern Region, after a man resurrected seven days after his burial.
Konkper-Laar Samuel, 22 was said to have died after a brief illness and was buried at the family mausoleum with a stone and a piece of stick placed on his grave as a symbol of separation of the bond between the living and the dead.
According to their tradition, the seventh day was supposed to be marked with a family gathering where issues regarding the deceased’s property and debts, if he had incurred any whilst alive, would be resolved.
As members of the family gathered at about 8 o’clock that morning, they were shocked to find the deceased entering the house with the very clothes he was buried with. There was pandemonium as there was a shout of ‘Run for your life’ and everyone was running helter-skelter.
Some ran to the grave side to see if it had been opened but were more amazed when they found it intact.
As news of his 'resurrection', spread, residents started fleeing the town, as they were scared of living in the same town with a ghost.
The family sent for the chief priest who questioned the boy on why he came back. The deceased reportedly said he was sent back by his grandfathers because his time was up on earth.
When journalists visited the town to confirm the story, they were shown the grave and the 'ghost' but were not allowed to take pictures.

                 Relations by the graveside. INSET: the said 'ghost' in Togolese Gendarmerie grips

However, as the journalist were about to leave, Togolese gendarmerie (Togo police) stormed the house, handcuffed the “ghost” and pushed him into a waiting vehicle and whisked him away. (Naij)
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I'm Frustrated! My Wife Doesn't Satisfy Me Sexually & I Don't Want To Cheat On Her

This is a story of a man who's wife is frustrating him sexually and he needs honest advice on what to do.


I am 29 years old and I got married to the love of my life who is 3 years younger than I am. We have a 2 year old cute son and my wife is pregnant with the second.
My problem is that I have a mighty sex urge and libido but my wife is my complete opposite in bed. We dated for 4 years before we married and she became pregnant immediately I disvirgined her.
Throughout our courtship, we never had sex but we use to enjoy hours of kissing and romance. I never thought sex was going to be an issue in our relationship till we married and she gave birth.
Each time we make love she either complains that my penis is too big and painful or that I take time to cum. I have tried to increase her interest in sex through every means I know of, I use porn to make her horny but whenever we eventually have sex I feel depressed and sad because it won't be any fun.
Sometimes in the process of romance, she'll cum over and over again then she'll just sleep off leaving me awake all night. I have discussed the issue with her time without number but she keeps promising to get better.
I'm afraid that this is pushing me into cheating which I swore to myself never to do. I need your matured advice please before I go crazy.
What should I do?
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I’m The Easiest Person To Work With – Obasanjo Reveals

Former President of Nigeria Olusegun Obasanjo who was very well known for his 'no-nonsense' attitude while in office, yesterday, revealed he remains the easiest human being that you anyone can work with.
Obasanjo made this statement in Abeokuta, Ogun State when Muyiwa Akintunde and Des Wilson, a professor of University of Uyo interviewed him on the proposed book on the former Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Obong Ufot Ekaette.
He revealed contrary to the general notion about him, he's a simple person but would he won't hesitate to give whoever behaves wrongly the much deserved treatment.
According to him ‘’I am the easiest human being that you can work with, but if you come to do mago mago, I will throw you out. Not that I know it all, but I know where am going. If I am planning to go to Lagos and you direct me to the North, I will check the compass, and know where the route to where am going”, the former president stated.
He expressed fear about the current state of the country saying ‘’What I know about Nigeria, we shouldn’t be where we are now, it is painful that we are  here we are today.
Obasanjo who attributed his good health to God said: ‘’ That my health has never failed me is an act of God. It’s God’s doing, I watch what I eat, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, but if I do any other things you consider not good, forgive me. I enjoy humour, life without humour is not complete’
Obasanjo while speaking on Ekaette, his former SGF, on why he retained and worked with Ekaette for eight years said ‘’I make use of him because of his experience. He is industrious, hardworking and the typical public servant whose experience in the civil service assisted me a lot.
‘’ He was never a novice in politics, remember he was a deputy governor in Akwa Ibom State. He did his job conscientiously. In the job of SGF, the older the better because of experience, if they talk to you, they have something to offer’’, Obasanjo told the authors. (Naij)
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Pastor drives self to hospital, shouts halleluyah, dies -

ABEOKUTA — A clergyman, Timothy Elugbemi, 55, drove himself to a hospital in Sango Ota, Ogun State, shouted hallelujah and died.  It was gathered that the deceased was attended to by Dr. Ayo Adeoye, proprietor of Lolade Clinic and Maternity Home, where he checked in for medical attention.  Confirming the incident, Dr. Adeoye said the clergyman complained of feeling unwell and was subsequently attended to.  He said that after being confirmed medically fit, the pastor exchanged pleasantries with the nurses at the reception, but suddenly started saying “halleluyah.”  Adeoye  said: “I cannot believe this. This was a man who drove himself into the hospital and was attended to and equally found fit.  “He suddenly started saying ‘halleluyah,’ ‘halleluyah’ and before we knew it he lost consciousness and died. I have never witnessed this type of incidence since I started my medical practice.” -  (Vanguard)

ABEOKUTA — A clergyman, Timothy Elugbemi, 55, drove himself to a hospital in Sango Ota, Ogun State, shouted hallelujah and died.
It was gathered that the deceased was attended to by Dr. Ayo Adeoye, proprietor of Lolade Clinic and Maternity Home, where he checked in for medical attention.
Confirming the incident, Dr. Adeoye said the clergyman complained of feeling unwell and was subsequently attended to.
He said that after being confirmed medically fit, the pastor exchanged pleasantries with the nurses at the reception, but suddenly started saying “halleluyah.”
Adeoye  said: “I cannot believe this. This was a man who drove himself into the hospital and was attended to and equally found fit.
“He suddenly started saying ‘halleluyah,’ ‘halleluyah’ and before we knew it he lost consciousness and died. I have never witnessed this type of incidence since I started my medical practice.”
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BREAKING: Jonathan Summons Interior Minister, Immigration Service CG Over Recruitment Disaster

President Goodluck Jonathan on Monday summoned the Minister of Interior, Abba Moro, as well as the Comptroller General of the Nigerian Immigration Service, David Parradang.
The emergency summon comes two days after at least 18 people died nationwide at different venues of a recruitment test conducted by the immigration service on Saturday.
The poorly organised test for tens of thousands of job seekers across Nigeria led to a stampede and sporadic shooting by security operatives at different venues; leading to the deaths.
The immigration service is supervised by the interior ministry with many Nigerians calling for the sack of both men.
Mr. Moro, who was at the Presidential Villa alongside Mr. Parradang, spent over one hour in the office of the Chief of Staff to the President, Oladehinde Arogbofa.
Both men were then led to see the President. After about thirty minutes, the two men emerged from the President’s office with the Chief Of Staff. They all refused to speak to reporters. (Naij)
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T.B Joshua Directs Authorities Where To Search For Missing Malaysian Plane, Reveals Cause Of Mishap

The General Overseer of the Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN), Prophet T.B Joshua has released yet another prophecy concerning the missing Malaysian Airlines.
According to the man of God, those searching for the missing plane should search between the Indonesia and the Indian Ocean as its particles were scattered all over.
He revealed this while prophesying to his church members as well as viewers all over the world on Saturday, 15th March 2014.
T.B. Joshua said there were some strange people who were not supposed to be on the plane who boarded the plane, adding that the pilot lost signal and his bearings which caused the plane to be diverted.
The prophet further revealed that the particles of the plane will be discovered very soon.
"The whole thing has come to an end; they will discover the plane; particles, and everything will end any moment from now. This coming week, we are not going to talk about it again and the families will know their fate," he said.
T.B. Joshua had earlier revealed that the missing plane was deep inside the sea. (Naij)
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Female pastor escaped NAKED from kidnappers who raped her

 

Police in Lagos have arrested members of a gang of kidnappers who are said to have repeatedly raped a female pastor. The victim was forced to run out of the kidnappers’ den naked after being sexually assaulted by her abductors who allegedly took turns to violate her. The woman’s screams alerted residents of the area where she was being held and she was taken to a nearby police station. Eagle Online reports: She was later taken to the Area N Police Command, Ijede in Ikorodu. It was further gathered that after the gang kidnapped the woman, they kept her permanently naked, raping her whenever they felt the urge. On the fateful day she escaped, the members of the gang had gone for another operation, leaving her in the care of one of the kidnappers. Aside from the woman pastor, a Briton was also held. The woman had bolted out of the camp after the kidnapper guarding her attempted to rape her again. She was said to have jumped up and no longer caring about the gun pointed her, pushed away her would be rapist. The man’s head slammed against the wall, while the woman ran out, screaming like the hounds of hell was after her. As soon as the kidnapper realised that the woman had bolted, he took off too, unmindful of the Briton under his watch. Residents gathered round the woman, gave her clothes and took her and the Briton to the Area N Police Command. According to the residents, they didn’t know that the uncompleted building in their neighbourhood was a kidnappers’ camp. Since the rescue of the female pastor, police had arrested about two of the kidnappers, while others, including their leader, identified as Sam, are still at large. A police source revealed that since the arrest of some of the kidnappers, the female pastor has become a regular face at the office of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Ikeja, preaching to her abductors and rapists to give their lives to Jesus Christ. She tells them that she had already forgiven them. (akposjokesandriddles.blogspot.com)

Photo of the Day: This is why you should STOP eating Agege bread

 

It has been widely believed that some producers of Agege bread don’t use the most hygienic methods. This photo is all the evidence you need. The poor man was probably overworked and he decided to take a quick nap on the softest bed (bread) possible – freshly baked loaves of bread. He must have enjoyed the nap too, on your soft Agege bread!

Have you heard of the Cockroach Theory for Self Development?

 
Have you heard of the Cockroach Theory for Self Development?

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear. With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but ...it landed on another lady in the group. Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. The waiter rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter. The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt. When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior? If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed? He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos. It is not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that
disturbs me. It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me. More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:
Do not react in life; Always respond. The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded. Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well thought of, just and right to save a situation from going out of hands, to avoid cracks in relationship, to avoid taking decisions in anger, anxiety, stress or hurry..
Happiness Opara...