Kanye West Bible: Actually a Thing You Can Purchase!

Because the ego on Kanye West is clearly way too small at the moment...

An Etsy user is actually selling a bible for $20 in which every mention of God’s name has been replaced with Kanye or Yeezus because… well, actually. We have no idea why anyone would do this.
According to the website, the handmade hardcover book is "a novelty coffee-table book, celebrating the grandeur of mega-icon Kanye West. This is the Bible for the New Age."
 
The online description adds that "three entrepreneurial brothers" are responsible for honoring Mr. Kim Kardashian in this fashion because they possess "a special interest in mass-society and its effects on our worldview and imagination."

We really wish we were making this all up.
"What if the Bible, the most singularly significant publication in the ancient canon of Western tradition, were updated to reflect our modern society? What would it look like?" the users explain.

We can only imagine what Kanye say about this.

Concludes the outline on Etsy:
At it's simplest, it is the book of Genesis, modified to feature ‘Kanye' or ‘Yeezus' in the place of God or Y---A. 'In the beginning Kanye created the heaven and the earth...And Kanye said, Let there be light: and there was light.

In a sense, Kanye's awesome and orchestrated spectacle is truly a religious experience. In a foreword, we explore our consumerist, quick-fix, and information-culture, and celebrate Kanye and the outsized significance he plays in our lives. 

All of this, bound in a black, hard-cover gold-leaf imprinted book.

Husband Caught Pregnant Wife With Another Man on Their Matrimonial Bed

DailyPost gathered that Mercy, as she is simply identified as was on Monday morning caught sleeping with another man in Otukpo, Benue State.

Her husband identified as Okpani caught the wife and her lover red-handed after he set them up, having suspected the wife was constantly cheating on him.

Okpani, a Local Government staff told his pregnant wife that he will be going for a NULGE meeting which is supposed to take place in Makurdi, the state capital this morning. 

However, Okpani went to the neighbour’s house to stay and spy on his wife’s movement.

After a while, a middle aged man who was identified as Omale walked stealthily into his matrimonial room. Okpani gave them a little time before coming out of his hideout into the room, and alas, his wife was having sexual intercourse with Omale.

As at press time, people are gathered at Okpani’s compound, waiting for the Police to arrive

Bizarre: Man Marries Live Cobra, Saying Its Beautiful

According to local media, around 15,000 people flocked to watch an unusual wedding ceremony of a man and a snake in the village of Badwapur in the northern state of Uttar Pradesh, India.

Sandeep Patel, 27, claims he is an “ichchadhari nagin” that means he could turn into a snake at night after going into a deep trance. Besides, the cobra was a beautiful woman in a previous life who had fallen in love with him and wished to marry him on Easter Saturday.

Sandeep and his family prepared for the wedding for two weeks and told everyone the reptile had promised to marry him by handing out flyers.

 

Even the local priest confirmed that the groom had “exhibited the traits of a snake” since his childhood, saying: “Sandeep walks, drinks and flickers his tongue just like a snake.” But when thousands of superstitious villagers arrived at the temple they were dispersed by police officers. Both Sandeep and his father Dayashankar were arrested for breaching the peace and order, while the priest ran away. And although the dissapointed crowd threatened to riot, the police managed to clear the area in six hours.

Sandeep was mentally challenged and had been treated in a psychiatric institution. After a short time in custody Sandeep was released to a relative’s house in another village, far away from Badwapur. This is not the first time someone has tried to wed an animal.

Several months ago a woman who was so tired of being lonely decided to tie the know with her two male pet cats. One more weird wedding ceremony took place in Mexico after a man married a female crocodile.

 

Hmmmm.... People of this generation doing weird things, do we actually call this end time sign or what?

This is What Kendall Jenner Wore to Church

While sister Kylie Jenner made some headlines on sunday for attending church with Tyga and his two-year old son, Kendall made waves of a very different kind for also stopping by Easter services.

How come? If a picture of worth a thousand words, just take a look below at the outfit Jenner donned for the occasion:
 
Some people just celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ via a revealing crop top, we guess.
The new Calvin Klein Jeans model completed her (RIDICULOUS!) ensemble with a pastel leather jacket, camel-hued lace-up heels and aviator sunglasses.

As you can see, Khloe Kardarshian showed off some serious cleavage herself for Easter, rocking a long-sleeved white shirt with a scalloped pencil skirt and baby blue heels.

Not exactly the classiest attire, either, but at least Khloe is mostly covered up.

What do you make of Kendall's fashion choice? It's a free country and she can wear whatever she likes?

Bruce Jenner: Facing Wrongful Death Lawsuit in Fatal Crash

The stepchildren of Kim Howe, the woman killed in February car crash involving Bruce Jenner, are gearing up to file a lawsuit, according to reports.

Kim Howe was driving her Lexus on Pacific Coast Highway February 7 when Bruce crashed into her car, sending her into oncoming traffic.

A Hummer crashed into her vehicle and she tragically passed away.

Jenner will not face a criminal investigation for his role in the crash, even if he was at fault. He didn't break any laws, regardless of his driving performance.

Lawsuits are a different story, however, and Kim Howe, while she has no direct living relatives, leaves behind stepchildren who are looking to file one.

Her husband died in 2003, and while she has two grown stepchildren (her husband's kids), TMZ claims she had virtually no relationship with either one.

In California, stepchildren do have the legal standing to file suit, even if they were estranged from the parent, and both have sought legal representation.

What they can't seek out is Kim's property. She left behind modest will along with a trust with millions in assets ... all earmarked for various charities.

Photo: World's Oldest Person Dies at 117

Misao Okawa has died from heart failure at a nursing home in Osaka, Japan. She was 117 years old.

According to the Guinness World Records, Okawa was the oldest person on the planet at the time of her passing. She was born on March 5, 1898.
The Associated Press reports that Okawa enjoyed a meal of ramen and a cup of coffee everyday for breakfast, all the way up until the final weeks of her life.

  "She went so peacefully, as if she had just fallen asleep," Tomohiro Okada, an official at her Osaka nursing home, told reporters. "We miss her a lot."

Earlier this month, Okawa - who is survived by two daughters, a son, four grandchildren and six great-grandchildren - told Time magazine that her life "seemed rather short."

When asked what the secret to her longevity could be, she responded:
"I wonder about that too."

Following Okawa's death, the world's oldest person title is now held by an American woman: Arkansas' Gertrude Weaver. She is 116 years old.

Your Gentle Nature Will Be Missed By All: Okey Bakassi to President Goodluck Jonathan

Nollywood actor and comedian, Okey Bakassi, has congratulated President Goodluck Jonathan for his selfless service to the people of Nigeria since emerging as the vice-President till acting president before emerging as the country’s leader.

Okey consoled the President that he had actually given in his best but it was the people’s vote that had to determine his stay in the Presidential villa.

In his words, “Thanks, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, for your service to our father land. You gave your best but Nigerians have decided. We are grateful to you for strengthening our democracy. Your gentle nature will be missed. We all have to unite and peacefully move #Nigeria forward.”

Waoh!!! Is This Denrele? (See Photos)

Denrele, for the first time Looks different....

Do you like his new look? 

Another pics after the cut:

Tonto Dikeh is N7m Richer After Gen. Buhari’s Victory..

Tonto Dikeh celebrated Gen.Buhari’s win by saying she’s N7m richer..She placed a bet that he would emerge president and he did.

Gallant Woman: KOWA Presidential Candidate Congratulates Buhari

Prof. Remi Sonaiya of KOWA Party on Tuesday congratulated Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on his victory in the just concluded presidential election, and reminded him that the expectations of Nigerians were very high. 

 

Sonaiya, the only female among the contestants that lost to Buhari in the March 28 election, congratulated the APC candidate on behalf of her party.

In a message sent to the media, Sonaiya prayed that God would give Buhari the needed wisdom to give Nigerians a better quality of life. While congratulating Buhari, she said: “I also wish to note that the expectations of Nigerians for a better quality of life are very high.”

“I pray that God will grant the General the wisdom to rise up to the challenge and live up to the challenge and live up to the promises of his campaign.”

Sonaiya, shedding more light in a telephone interview with the media, said that the victory of Buhari, who won the presidential election after three failed attempts, showed what determination could do. “It shows determination, he believed he had something to offer and kept at it,” she said.

Sonaiya said her participation in the election would encourage more women to come into politics to fill a vacuum that still exists.

The professor said that she would focus on building the KOWA Party to become stronger and help to deepen the nation’s democracy.

Credit: NAN