TONTO DIKEH’S WAKES UP TO AN EXPENSIVE GIFT - SEE PHOTOS

Why wouldn't you be a happy woman when you have someone that loves you to bullshit and spoils you like tomorrow no dey? Enjoy babe, na your time....

Like Father Like Sons: Check Out Tubaba's Adorable Sons - See Photos

Their Mum shared these pics on her instagram page that she is missing them so badly........
Mum, make out time and go grab your cuties ok...

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Okada rider rapes 14-year-old tuberculosis patient in Lagos

A 35-year-old man, Andrew Ekanem, has been arrested by the police for allegedly raping his neighbour’s daughter in the Bariga area of Lagos State.

 

PUNCH Metro learnt that the 14-year-old victim was still undergoing a six-month treatment for tuberculosis when she was attacked by the suspect on Monday morning.

Source was told that the victim was the first of four children. The mother of the victim, Mrs. Adenike Aderinkomi, a trader, Punch at their house on Akilo Street that her daughter went to ease herself in the early hours of the morning when she was cornered by the Cross River State indigene.

She claimed the suspect penetrated her daughter through the anus and vagina.

She said, 

“It was around 2am on Monday when my daughter woke up and said she wanted to go and ease herself.

“I was having my quiet time and didn’t know when I slept off. I woke up about 15 minutes later and didn’t see her in the room.

“I woke her father up and he said he didn’t know her whereabouts. We both became anxious and went outside to search for her.

“Another neighbour also joined us in the search.”

She said she was shouting her daughter’s name in the backyard, but did not get any response.

Aderinkomi said about 10 minutes later, her husband saw their daughter coming out of Ekanem’s room.

Our correspondent learnt people overwhelmed her with a barrage of questions, but the Primary six pupil insisted she went to ease herself.

Her mother said she pulled her away from the growing crowd of neighbors and pressed her to talk.

“My daughter became afraid. She then told me that while she was on her way to ease herself, Ekanem grabbed her and took her inside his room to sleep with her. She said while I was shouting her name, he covered her mouth.

“People seized him and wanted to beat him up. But I had to quickly report the matter to the police very early in the morning so people would not take the law into their hands,” she said.

Aderinkomi said she was surprised because when her daughter fell critically ill in February, last year, Ekanem assisted her family in taking her to Calabar, the Cross River State capital, for traditional treatment.

PUNCH Metro learnt that after the alleged rape, the victim was taken to the Gbagada General Hospital for testing and treatment.

A medical report, which was sighted by our correspondent, revealed that the victim sustained bruises in her private parts.

The paper, signed by one Dr. Ojekunle of the hospital, stated, “The child was caught with a neighbor around 2am today. She confessed that the neighbor called her on her way to ease herself and forced her and had sex with her.

“She sustained bruises in her anus and vagina (as a result of) sexual assault.”

Punch correspondent was told that the victim had been taken to an undisclosed orthodox church for “prayers and deliverance”.

A carpenter, Tunde Hassan, who lives in the house where the incident happened, expressed surprise, saying nobody imagined Ekanem could do such a thing.

Hassan said, “Up till now, I cannot comprehend what happened. The man was a gentle man and he never fought or made trouble with anybody.

It was learnt that the suspect was arrested by policemen from the Bariga Police Division.

A police source told the source that investigation revealed the suspect was fond of the act and usually induced his victims with money.

He said, “That was not his first time of doing such a thing. This particular girl, he had slept with her about three times. He was always giving her money ranging from N200 to N500.

“But this time, he was caught red-handed and that was why the girl’s parents are insisting on taking him to court. When he was queried, he didn’t give any reason for his behavior. He’s just fond of sleeping with little girls.”

The Police Public Relations Officer, Lagos State Command, Kenneth Nwosu, confirmed the incident, adding that the suspect had been taken to court.

Kate Middleton: Expecting a Girl, Friends "Confirm"!

The pregnant Kate Middleton is expecting a baby girl, according to friends and other sources who somehow claim to "confirm" this as of this week!

Naturally, when it comes to breaking royal family scoop, Life & Style Magazine is the #1 most trusted source around. So who are we to argue with this?
The publication, citing alleged friends, claims that the 32-year-olds' unborn baby’s gender was revealed to them a few weeks ago, at a doctor's appointment.
The news that Prince George will be having a little sister is undoubtedly exciting.


Kate Middleton’s due date for her daughter is reportedly in April, which means we still have a while to go here, and it casts doubt on this entire story:
If she's not even at the midway point of her pregnancy, it would be hard (albeit not impossible) to determine the gender of the impending arrival. If they even want to know it. They reportedly didn't find out with George, and while they could obviously reverse course this time, it's the best way to keep the news from leaking.

How can anyone "confirm" something that no one even knows? Of course, the alleged sources have a 50-50 chance of being right, so we'll find out.

Until then, let the royal baby name rumors commence, which is undoubtedly more fun to speculate about if she is thinking about girl baby names.
Diana? Happiness? Elizabeth? So many options.

PREGNANT WOMAN DIES DURING A MARATHON S*X WITH LOVER IN ANAMBRA

The police in Anambra State are interrogating a man to ascertain the circumstances surrounding the sudden death of a seven-month pregnant woman during a marathon sex bout with him in Onitsha.

 

The man (names withheld), according to a police source, had allegedly taken the deceased to an undisclosed hotel in Onitsha, only for the hotel staff to discover that the woman was dead in the morning.

 

The incident, the source said, occurred on Tuesday when the man allegedly checked into the hotel with the heavily pregnant woman, only to find out in the morning that his partner could not wake up on Wednesday morning.

A resident’s account

Though the police in Onitsha Area Command refused to give details on the incident, a resident of the area said the suspect and the deceased were just love birds.

He said the suspect had lodged into the hotel room and invited the deceased through a phone call.

 

The source further faulted rumours that the woman died as a result of charms made by her husband, adding that it was possible that the woman died of exhaustion from the marathon sex romp.

 

He urged the police to conduct a thorough investigation into the matter.

At press time, nobody from the suspect or deceased’s family had been identified, as the corpse was deposited in an undisclosed mortuary in Onitsha by the police.

 

At the Inland Town Police Division, Onitsha, the Divisional Police Officer, Mr. Cosmas Eze, refused to comment on the incident but referred Vanguard to the Area Commander, ACP Benjamin Wordu, for clarifications.

 

Confirming the incident, the Anambra State Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Mr. Uche Ezeh, said the command received the information concerning the incident, disclosing that the suspect had been arrested and case transferred to the State Criminal Investigations Department, SCID, Awka, for further investigations.

 

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Miley Cyrus is Topless for Golden Lady! (See Photos)

Tthe following campaign ads for Golden Lady aren't exactly the first time miley have taken off her shirt on the Internet.

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At this point, to be honest, we'd be more taken aback by a Miley Cyrus clothed photo than a Miley Cyrus topless photo.

The singer posted a collage of photos from her new hosiery campaign on Instagram last night, writing as a caption that she's "rocking dem legzzzz."

The brand's motto for this particular accessory, meanwhile, reads as follows:

"Golden Lady changes the world of tights. Free your legs with the exclusive seamless tights line."

As for why Miley isn't Twerking in these shots, despite a seemingly obvious time for it?

Of course, going topless as often as possible.

13 Women Men Should Never Marry - Read

 

The Word instructs that he who finds a wife finds a good thing (Prov. 18:22). It doesn’t say that every woman qualifies as a good wife. These are two completely different things. A man should be looking for a helpmate.  

 

Because women have a tendency to be a little more complicated than men, my list of women men should never marry is just a little longer than the list I'd create of men women should never marry. Here are 13 women men should avoid:

1. Blinded Brenda. For this woman, the motto is "It's all about me." If you, as a man, consider yourself to be a catch, this most likely means you have a vision of where you see yourself in the next 10 years. Make sure your woman has the same vision. Many a man wastes his gifts on what he was created to be, only to waste his life fulfilling the vision a woman has for him. Know what you were created for, and find a helpmate who will help you get there.
2. Dominating Donna. This is a woman who doesn’t acknowledge the order God has established. She wants to redefine the Bible, as she believes it is outdated for this generation. She won’t be happy just wearing the pants. She won’t stop until she has you wearing the skirt. Don’t just walk away from this woman—run.
3. Holy Holly. This woman can be exhausting. She quotes the Bible in everything she does. She is the "only one" who hears from God correctly. She has no real joy in living. No sense of humor. If she laughed, her face would crack. Her comfort and joy come from the law of the Lord.
4. Trophy Tina. This is the woman most men are drawn to. She has all the right curves in all the right places. But just like the signs on a winding road, beware of dangerous curves ahead. When I think of a trophy, it’s only good for about a year, and then it goes to the next best thing that comes along. I’m not saying your wife shouldn’t be attractive, as I know that is important for most men. Just make sure that looks aren’t the only thing you see, because although a trophy will lose its shine over time, what’s on the inside never will.
5. Prideful Peggy. This woman has to have the best of everything—best car, biggest house, name-brand clothing. She constantly compares what she has to what others have. Her identity is wrapped up in things. She will drive a man into debt, and enough will never be enough. The Word says, “Out of the abundance of the heart a man speaks.” Listen to what she talks about. If you hear her constantly comparing herself to others, keeping this woman happy will feel like a root canal that never ends.
6. Chatty Cathy. This woman has something to say about everybody and everything. She never shuts up. She finds faults in everything. Over time she will sound like a dripping faucet that never stops..
7. Addicted Debbie. This woman is usually looking in the rearview mirror of life. She sings the "somebody done me something wrong" song to everybody and anybody who will listen. She constantly hashes and rehashes the failures or losses of life. Many times this woman will battle addictions to numb her pain, whether it’s drugs, alcohol or food. Her pains will become your worst nightmare. Remember you are looking for a helpmate, not a mate to help.
8. Broke-as-a-Joke Julie. This is a woman who has credit issues. She owes money to everybody, and she will have no sense of restraint when it comes to spending money. Just as it is important for a woman to know a man’s financial status, a man should know a woman’s. If she can’t budget her own money, she won’t have any trouble spending yours.
9. Married Mindy. You would think this would be obvious, but unfortunately it is not. If a married woman is sending you signals or if you’re married and a single woman is sending you signals, beware. If she will cheat with you, she will cheat on you. "Why bring the hot coals of fire into your chest?" the Bible clearly warns you. Unless a woman has a true heart change in the Lord, and not a heart change because of you, history will repeat itself.
10. Lying Linda. Listen to this woman. If she has no problem lying to family, friends and co-workers, she will have no problem lying to you. That which you fear, you cannot love. Trust will always be an issue with you. Eventually your love for her will dry up.
11. Lazy Lucille. The only place the Lord talks about laziness is in conjunction with wickedness—“You wicked, lazy servant.” God sees laziness as wicked. You will know this woman. Her house is a filthy mess, and her car looks like a trash dump. She doesn’t take care of herself in any way. She doesn’t have a healthy love for herself and won’t be able to love you correctly until she does.
12. Sad Sally. This woman has no joy. She seems sad most of the time and has the attitude of “If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.” Attitude will determine altitude—how far you will go. Like a helium balloon, you are constantly having to pump this woman up, only to find her deflated in the morning. Look for a woman who knows how to encourage herself, and you will find one who will encourage you and won’t weigh you down.
13. Nervous Nellie. This woman is afraid of everything—afraid to drive, afraid to fly, afraid to try anything new. She will have to see it to believe it. Nervous Nellie can hold a man back from becoming the gift he was meant to be. This doesn’t mean a woman can’t balance a man to keep him from being careless. Often a woman can sense the things that men overlook. I am saying that this one can never go beyond her comfort zone. She is obsessed with illness and talks of sickness as if it is something to expect—that it’s normal and a healthy life is unusual.

I think it’s only fair to say Proverbs 31 describes several women, not just one. Solomon had several wives, and this is a combined list of many. To expect a woman to fulfill all of these qualities is unrealistic. But there are a lot of women who meet most of the guidelines in Proverbs 31. I would say the list I have summarized here would be Proverbs 32—women to avoid. 

Goodluck....

Celebrity Birthday: Annie Idibia is +1 Today

Hurray!!! The nollywood screen goddess, Annie Idibia is +1 today and her prince charming has a message for her.

Below is Tubaba's message for his pretty wifey:


We wish her many more happy days ahead as she celebrate.

OMG!!!! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Met During a Threesome?!?!?

Last night,  Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet with a photo of her bulbous behind, and we may have figured her motivation.

It's possible Kim thought that if she was able to destroy our communications infrastructure with the power of her oiled-up ass then the world might never find out that she met her husband, Kanye West, while participating in a threesome!

Sadly, her strategy failed, as the ever-reliable In Touch magazine is spreading the word on Kim and Kanye's meet-cute orgy through the power of print:

The tabloid claims that Kim was dating a "longtime boyfriend" (which really narrows it down) when Kanye invited her to join him and another woman who "happened to also be famous" in what the French call le menage a trois.

Kim showed up and got down, and now - the tabloid ridiculously claims - Kanye threatens to tell the world about the three-way whenever Kim gets out of line.
It's important to bear in mind that this is the same In Touch that claimed Kim and 'Ye were in a " divorce battle over their baby just last month. The month before that, it was a " nasty $250 million dollar divorce.

You get the idea. Here's a quote from their "source:"
"She spent years trying to change people's perception of her, ever since the sex tape came out, and this can undo everything. She's terrified he will tell the world what she did."

Look, we like to imagine Kanye as a manipulative jackass as much as anyone, but why make up stuff like this when there are so many legitimate reasons to dislike the guy?

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Kim Kardashian is FULLY Nude in New Paper Magazine Pics! (See Photos)

Kim Kardashian is dead serious on the cover of the latest Paper magazine issue: She's intent on breaking the Internet.

About 24 hours after unveiling snapshots of Her Butt Naked Photo For Paper Magazine on its cover, the publication has come out with two new pictures from its upcoming pictorial. And they both feature Kardashian in scarcely anything but her birthday suit.

We've blurred out the very naughty parts, but take a look below for yourself and you'll see... we're talking full frontal here, people! We're talking Kim Kardashian Naked Photo to the max!

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Kardashian has already come under flak for the first pair of pictures from this spread, with Naya Rivera expressing shock that a mother would pose in such a manner and ESPN anchor Michelle Beadle referring to Kim as a "greasy poo-maker."

But insiders have told TMZ that Kim Kardashian wanted to pose Naked  because she plans on getting pregnant again soon and yearned to show off her figure before it grew in size once more.

"We know you came for the article," joked the official Paper account when Tweeting the above photos, adding the hashtag "#BreakTheInternet" to its message.

A source tells E! News that "Kim was all game for anything” photographer Jean-Paul Goude had in mind because he’s “iconic” and because she appreciated  “the art of it.”

That may be the case.
But it's not as if this is the first time Kim Kardashian has posed nude. Or the second time. Or the third time.

Compare the above pictures (Editor's Note: We've seen the unedited photos and, yes, Kim shaves) with past naked images from Kim's catalog and pick out your favorites now:

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