What Women Look for in a PERFECT P*NIS: Size is Unimportant!

Is there really a standard for a beautiful joystick?

 

The truth is Wha'anda has never thought of a penis as something that should be beautiful.

But, looking at it from the angle of how men appreciate breasts – shape, size, colour, nipple, bla bla bla, it is fair enough to understand that women have the idea of an ideal penis.

In line with this, scientists at the University of Zurich recently did a study that asked, what is a good looking penis?"

A focus group of 105 women, ranging from ages 16 to 45, was asked to rank the "importance of eight penile aspects"— from girth(thickness/fatness) to pubic hair — by showing them a wide range of penises and asking them to describe the different penises as "normal" or not.

The result of the study was published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine.

According to their conclusion, THE SIZE DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, AS LONG AS THE MAN'S PENIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND WELL-GROOMED.

Certainly, a lot of guys will heave a sigh of relief at that.

Now, according to the women's rankings, here are the things women look out for (in order of importance) in a penis:

1. General cosmetic appearance
2. Penile skin (circumcised or not)
3. Penile girth (thickness)

Photo: President Buhari Returns to Nigeria From US

President Muhammadu Buhari has returned to Nigeria after four days in Washington DC.

Buhari arrived Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport, Abuja, this morning and was received by his vice, Professor Yemi Osinbajo.

More photos below:

Photos: Kim Kardashian and Her Baby Bump on Display in Paris

It's a good thing Kim Kardashian revealed her second pregnancy to the world when she did, because she certainly couldn't have kept it a secret much longer.

Yes, seemingly overnight, Kim is showing like a mother (to be)!

That's Mrs. Kardashian-West in Paris yesterday, and while we don't know for sure if Kanye is still picking out Kim's clothes, it certainly seems like she'll continue to eschew traditional maternity wear in favor of tailored couture, just as she did with baby number one.

There's no word on what Kim is doing in Europe, but the City of Light seems to be her venue of choice for bold, pregnant fashion statements.

Last month, we got our first look at Kim's pregnancy cleavage while she was in Paris. Now, she's back to show the world's fashion capital what an old-fashioned American pregnancy really looks like:

Painful. Kim's pregnancy outfits always look incredibly painful.

Someone needs to take her aside and say, "Kim, it's fine. The whole world has seen you naked. You can rock an oversized t-shirt and some sweatpants for a few months and no one will forget that you're hot."

Normally, that would be a husband's job, but Kim married a dude who threw out her entire wardrobe and now approves all her outfits.

We're not even kidding. That's the thing about Kanye: Too often, things that sound like ridiculous jokes are actually just facts about the way the man chooses to live his life.

Anyway, lookin' good, Kim! Just remember - there's really no pressure to keep squeezing into those Spanx.

Don Jazzy, Audu Maikori, Korede Bello Congratulate Tiwa Savage on delivery

Tiwa Savage and TeeBillz just welcomed their child, a baby boy.

And here are the first set of celebrities who have taken to social media to congratulate the couple…

Congrats to @teebillz323 and @tiwasavage for unto them a child is born !👌🏾
A photo posted by Audu Maikori (@audumaikori) on Jul 22, 2015 at 6:15am PDT

Congrats to Mavin First Lady @officialtiwasavage and Mr @Teebillz323 on the delivery of their bouncing baby boy. we thank The lord. Yayyyyyy turn up time. #DoroBaby A photo posted by Don Dorobucci (@donjazzy) on Jul 22, 2015 at 6:08am PDT

To God be the glory great things he has done and he will still do in our lives. Welcome our baby! Congrats @teebillz323 and @officialtiwasavage Oluwa a da si o! Ire a kari! 😘😘😘
A photo posted by Funke akindele (@funkejenifaakindele) on Jul 22, 2015 at 6:13am PDT

Congrats @Teebillz323 and @officialtiwasavage on your bundle of joy another Mavin baby osheee!!! A photo posted by Dr SID (@iamdrsid) on Jul 22, 2015 at 6:10am PDT

ITS A BOY!! Congrats @officialTiwasavage and Teebillz #Repost @teebillz323 ・・・ Thank You Jesus….
A photo posted by Ruggedman (@ruggedybaba) on Jul 22, 2015 at 6:19am PDT

CONGRATS @officialtiwsavage @teebillz323 #JOY #GODWIN
A photo posted by Korede Bello (@koredebello) on Jul 22, 2015 at 6:55am PDT

Tiwa Savage and Teebillz Welcome Son (photo)

MAVIN First Lady, Tiwa Savage has been delivered of a baby boy at St. Mary’s hospital in London .

Tiwa’s husband, Teebillz who could not hide his joy took to his instagram page to thank God for the safe delivery.

Congrats to them.....

Nigerians React To Maje Ayida's Public Apology To Toke Makinwa (READ)

Toke Makinwa's cheating hubby Maje Ayida took to his social blogging platform INSTAGRAM to publicly apologize to his wife for cheating on her.

Sure, in this life, you can't please everyone..... some Nigerians are hailing him while some are bashing him..
Read below:

Pastor Fails to Resurrect After Telling People to Bury Him Alive

Five members of the same family were charged with the murder of a prophet who had been called to their home in the village of Mazonde, Zimbabwe to help them cleanse their house of evil spirits.

According to local newspaper, Zed 24 News, the accused family identified as Leanmore Mutero, Tonderai Muswere, Michael Muchengeti, Manasa Mutero and Nicholas Mutero, appeared at the High Court in Harare facing a murder charge for participating in the death of self-professed Prophet Shamiso Kanyama, who accidentally died during a healing ceremony.

Pastor Kanyama had reportedly asked his followers to bury him alive so that he could summon more cleansing powers to heal the family that had been plagued by mysterious deaths.

Zed 24 News reports that High Court Justice Owen Tagu heard how on that day, the late pastor had been invited to attend the home in the Muzarabani district, which is situated along the Mozambique-Zimbabwe border, by their priest, Zvidzai Muchengeti.

The five men had requested the priest to help them clean their home of evil spirits, because it was causing mysterious deaths in their family.

Responding to their request to perform a healing ceremony, Kanyama had ordered his followers to dig a grave and bury him alive because that was the way he summoned more healing powers to ward off evil spirits. However, the plan backfired on the prophet when instead of being resurrected as he supposed, the men dug up the grave again to find him dead.

Kanyama helped to dig his own grave before praying and jumping inside, Father Zvidzai, who has turned State witness, told the High Court. He continued that after laying face down in the grave, he ordered his followers to start covering him with soil.

“He pegged a grave-shaped pit in front of my hut and asked for help to dig the pit,” Zvidzai continued. “Deceased requested to be buried alive so that he would gain power to drive away the evil forces.”

Fearing for the life of the prophet as the men were in the process of filling the grave, he requested the men to stop what they were doing, Joseph Taderera told Justice Tagu.

However, they ignored his pleas when Kanyama urged them to continue the process of burying him alive, stating that he would rise from the grave unharmed.

“I warned the men about the danger of their actions, but my advice fell on deaf ears because Kanyama shouted, telling me that I am disturbing his angels, and urged them to continue filling the grave, saying that he would later come out alive,” Taderera said.

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Police Arrest 12 Teenage Suspects Over Lesbianism in Lagos

Hell was let loose, last week, in Oto-Owori area, Ijanikin, Lagos State, after a 16-year-old member of the famous Abogun family, made startling confessions about how she was initiated into cultism and lesbianism by the younger sister of her uncle’s wife. Parents of the victim who were shocked by the confession reportedly alerted the police after she was caught while attempting to sneak out of the house with some items demanded by her cult members.

According to the victim (names withheld), who completed her secondary education in June,

 “it was Tope who introduced me into lesbianism and cultism early last year. On Friday, at about 7-8pm, I received a call from Tope that I should bring my red jacket, which is the cult uniform and a jack-knife for her.
While I was attempting to sneak out of the house to meet her, I was accosted by my brothers who checked the bag I was carrying and found the cult jacket and the jack-knife. They called on my parents who demanded to know how I got those items.

“Initially, she forced me into becoming her lesbian partner. She threatened me that if I failed to do it, my life was at stake. When I became her lover, we took a blood oath as Tope used a blade to cut my hand and licked the blood. She also cut her hand and asked me to lick the blood. She threatened that she must not see me with anyone, whether male or female but she was free to go out with others as she has other lovers. I have been her lover for over a year now and I became her lover before I completed my secondary education.

“After Tope introduced me to lesbianism, she forced me into their cult. The night I was initiated into Aiye cult, I was blindfolded. Members of the cult gave me a gun to take an oath, declaring that I would not reveal anything about the cult to anyone. They said if I ever revealed anything about the cult to anyone, the same gun that I used to take the oath would be used to take my life. Thereafter, about twenty of the males present at the initiation slept with me one after the other.

“Two months ago, I stole my father’s N50, 000 and gave to her. There was a time she gave me a gun to keep for her. I kept the gun in my book-shelf for two days. She gave the gun to me because she said she couldn’t take it home. Later, she collected it and gave it to a member of the cult. I really don’t know what they use the weapon for. The red jacket which is the cult uniform was given to me by Segun. He is the leader of the Aiye cult. Since I became a member, I haven’t been able to go anywhere with them because of how difficult it is for me to leave home as my parents don’t allow me out after 6pm, and most of their activities are usually in the night. There was a time they asked me to trail my elder brother because they said he is arrogant.”

In her defence, 18-year-old Tope (surname withheld) who initially confessed that she gave the gun to Kemi to keep because she could not take it home, later denied the allegation that she is a cultist.

According to her, “I have known Kemi from my childhood. I am a salesgirl. I was arrested because the victim said I introduced her into cultism and lesbianism but I am not a cultist, and she didn’t give me money.

“I have not seen Kemi for more than a month now, since my birthday which I celebrated on June 21. Although they fired a gun at my birthday party, I don’t know who fired the gunshot but Samuel was with a gun that night, and I know that Samuel is a cultist and he attended my birthday party. It was a cult guy called Daddy that threatened that if I refuse to join their cult, he will deal with me and shoot me in the legs with a gun.”

Crime Alert gathered that young girls were recruited into the cult group as they are used as armourers who keep the ammunition for them any time they go for operation. It was learned that based on the revelations, the Divisional Police Officer in-charge of Ijanikin Division of Lagos State, SP Robinson Eregare, swung into action and succeeded in clamping down on all the suspected cultists connected with the victim’s initiation. Among those arrested were Musa Kareem, Austine Ebosoje and ten others.

Confirming the incident, Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Kenneth Nwosu said Temitope Famati, an 18-year-old lesbian, Ogunsan Kemi , another 20-year-old lesbian, Oseni Lukman, 30; Chidi Okafor, 25; Musa Kareem, 26; Austine Ebozoje, a 19- year-old pirate, Segun Sowumi, Olatokunbo Babatunde, 18; Gbelebu Samuel, 17 and Hussan Azeez, 30, were among the cultists arrested so far.

Toke Makinwa's Husband Apologizes to Wife on Instagram

Embattled husband Maje Ayida has apologized to his wife, media personality Toke Makinwa on Instagram, today July 22, 2015. 

In his Instagram post he said his behaviour has caused a lot of anguish to everyone involved, and he still loves wife.

"I am writing to express my sincerest apologies to my wife. I was wrong, it is indefensible and I am sorry. 

I deeply regret what my wife and my family has had to endure. My behaviour has caused a lot of anguish to everyone. Though this matter has been very public in nature, it is a private issue and I would appreciate the opportunity to face it privately.

I love my wife and will make every effort to make things right cc @tokemakinwa" he wrote on Instagram. 

With this public confession, Maje Ayida more or less confirms the story of his infidelity that has rocked his marriage.

Revealing: How Much is 50 Cent REALLY Worth?

He was once one of the music industry’s wealthiest rappers, but last week news broke that 50 Cent declared bankruptcy.

Forbes magazine claimed the rapper is worth a staggering $155 million.  But Fiddy’s stage name may have become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

He claimed in court on Tuesday that he is down to just $4.375 million.  Could he be saying this to get out of paying punitive damages to Rick Ross’ ex-wife?

In mid-June 50 Cent was sued for releasing a sex tape of Rick Ross’ ex.  And now, he is claiming to be broke.

Many believe he is downplaying his fortune by claiming he is broke and even clueless about his own fortune.

In his testimony, he said he made only $100,000 for his appearance in the new film “Southpaw.”  He also suggested that he doesn’t know about his deals with Disney and Reebok.

Not only did he not know how much money he is making from his Reebok gig, the rap mogul said he has never even been in a Reebok store.

He was prodded with questions about his display of wealth and luxury in the media. 50 said that he exaggerates his lifestyle because that is what hip-hop is about.

In fact, he said that it is so exaggerated that fans would be surprised to know that he owns only a few chains and three cars.

When questioned about a recent excursion to a strip club where he was tossing cash around he stated the event was “on his itinerary.”

Rick Ross’ wife must have been on his to-do list too.