Kim Kardashian: PREGNANT WITH A BOY?!

For months now, Kim Kardashian has struggled to get pregnant and shared every freakin' detail of the process with anyone who will listen.

We've heard about how Kim and Kanye have sex 500 times a day. We've watched her announce the arrival of her period while at brunch.

And, of course, we've learned more about Kim's uterus than we know about any organ in our own bodies ... but is the big moment here at last?
 
Now, after all that drama and all those reality show ratings it looks like we might possibly, maybe have a happy ending, as a source with zero credibility claims that Kim is 12 weeks pregnant with a baby boy.
"She's pregnant," an anonymous friend of Kim's tells the rarely-reliable OK! magazine. “I’ve heard that she’s passed the 12-week point, but that she and Kanye aren’t going to confirm it for at least a few more weeks.”
Of course, if this "insider" is real, he or she is soon to meet with an "accident" at the hands of Kris Jenner's goon squad, so may as well go all the way and reveal the gender, right?

“To say that he’s happy that she’s carrying a boy is an understatement," the source claimed, presumably while clutching a boarding pass with one trembling hand and frantically chain-smoking with the other. "One of each is perfect for them.”
The doomed insider adds that Kim underwent $230,000 in IVF treatments and is currently "working out like a demon," as her primary concern is not looking "like a beached whale" during her pregnancy.
Finally, a part of this report we believe!

Human Barbie Returns: Valeria Lukyanova Aims for "Amazon Woman" Physique

Valeria Lukyanova is back. And, she believes, better than ever.

The woman known as Human Barbie seemingly wants to go by a different moniker now, as she was attacked in October outside of her home and has therefore made it her mission to get into crazy good shape.
According to a handful of new Facebook photos and captions, in fact, she now considers herself to be “Amazon Woman.”

"I no longer like my body. It needs some muscle,” Lukyanova wrote on social media along with the above pictures.

The scary-looking model’s Instagram page is filled with snapshots of her at the gym, while her latest Facebook gallery features Lukyanova dressed in a denim crop top and shorts so small… you can barely tell they exist.

"The spring is late this year, but it has finally come," she added.
"It has inspired me to do a photo shoot with a beautiful and all natural background. Oh, how I love spring!"
Not everyone loves Lukyanova, however.

Many have taken a look at these Human Barbie photos and determined that the 27-year old has had far too much work done.

But Lukyanova doesn't comprehend the criticism.
"Everyone wants a slim figure," she told GQ last year. "Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it's not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It's global now."

Sure, we guess. Many celebrities have undergone plastic surgery, that's for sure.

Valeria Lukyanova is not the first, nor will she be the last. But she is the most extreme. Do you think she takes it too far?

Kylie Jenner's family think Tyga may be a bad influence on her

According to reports, a close friend of the Kardashian’s/Jenner’s told People.com that her family believe the 25-year-old rapper and his entourage are the wrong crowd for her.They dont think Kylie is uncontrollable, they just don’t like the crowd she mixes with – especially her mother Kris.

She said the family thinks a lot of Tyga’s friends are enablers and that makes her mom the most nervous. She doesn’t want Kylie getting off track. “Her parents know she is going to date who she wants, but they are worried he will have a negative impact on her decision-making,’ the friend said.

Virgo Man and Virgo Woman Compatibility

When both are Virgo, they value the same things in love, which is a good starting point in their relationship. Shared interests are important to both, but in this case, when two Virgos are together, it would make a little more sense to have different projects and interests as both tend to run the show. 

A Virgo man is a very practical person with strong intellect and detailed information of all the aspects of life. He is usually success hungry, and takes short, calculated and precise steps to reach the desired destination. A Virgo male can easily analyze a situation and can be quite critical regarding it, if needed. When angry, he never becomes rash rather he keeps the feelings deep inside to hide them from people around him. Being sentimental is not the cup of tea for Virgo man. He fears commitment, so it takes quite some time for him to get involved in a relationship. 

A Virgo woman is as an alpha female. She is an emotionally strong being who can handle anything thrown her way. She has clever wits and is a stickler who can point out flaws in almost anything but her motive is always to improve the thing and not to insult. She doesn’t look upon excessive emotion as either sensible or practical and maybe unresponsiveness to some degree which is due to her shyness. But when she chooses to love someone she loves him with all of her heart and soul. She can do anything possible for the man she loves. 

Virgo man finds himself being very lucky being loved by a Virgo woman. She has anything and everything any other woman can offer besides being weak. She is determined and once she sets her mind on doing something she completes it with great achievement both in career and love. Virgo woman has great respect for her man and both the families that are a part of their lives. There is never a moment of boredom between the Virgo man and woman. They both have very bright minds, but lacks the know how to have a successful intimate relationship. Both Virgo man and woman are intellectuals and find a connection between their minds, but lack an emotional connection. If he does not attends to the passion needed by his Virgo woman he may lose her.

A Virgo man is not prince charming, so Virgo woman should never believe while involved with him that any fairy tale romance can come true in their relationship. He does not know how to romantically sweep you off his lady’s feet. If she can live without romance, then she finds herself with a very dedicated man who values his family and friends and of course his relation with his Virgo woman. There is always plenty of verbal communication between Virgo man and woman and once there is a loss for words, they can light the fire place and began leisure activities. But their frequent leisure conversations are not the meaningful conversations to enhance their relationship. It is the Virgo woman who has to take main responsibility for relationship because he often feels he has nothing to lose when a woman walks away because he enjoys being a loner. 

As the love of Virgo man and woman blossoms, purity in their life is dissolved with such an unconditional love to be given to each other that make them complete and gratifies their existence. Virgo man gives her a sense of true peace and relaxation in her life while she provides him with stable support in all walks of life. Their understanding is unshakable with lots of fun and smiles to share with each other. They actually help each other to fulfill their dreams and make a dreamland come truly to existence with wisdom and love going hand in hand. There is total acceptance for each other with deep and overwhelming oneness that gives them a soothing and gentle experience for life time. 

The female Virgo might find herself settling for tenderness opposed to a fierce fiery relationship in the bedroom. If they both choose to pay attention to one another they know exactly how to please each other. He carries a rigid demeanor in the bedroom which often creates quarrels between the two about lovemaking. She can become disgruntled by the long periods of retreats between making love again. She begins to think she is doing something wrong during lovemaking, causing the long periods of wait for another go in the bedroom. She starts to internalize everything and feel that he no longer desires or wants her. The lack of sex will cause her self confidence to decrease. In order for these two to have a good sexual union they have to realize that lovemaking is not something that can be analyzed or broken down into details. If all else fails, it would be good for the Virgo man to dig in a special lovemaking time weekly to make her feel loved and needed and she needs to give her man the authority in the bedroom and get completely involved in their mating.

Though Virgo man and woman share almost same interests and values, yet they have to work on their differences in accepting each other’s flaws. They need to learn how to be critical of themselves before they can resolve any issues with others. A Virgo man and woman are light minded and intelligent. Virgos are able to spend a lot of quality time together, but lack that passion to keep a great relationship alive. One has to try a little bit harder than the other to keep the intimacy thriving. Of the two, the Virgo woman is the one who holds the key to passion. In a business sense or friendship they can move mountains. It would take a lot of work to keep a romance kindling between a Virgo man and Virgo woman especially when they are involved in their favorite projects and are focusing more on their worldly affairs than their relationship.

Blac Chyna's Mom Slams Kylie Jenner and Tyga: He's a F--king Pervert

On Monday, Tyga's grandmother gushed about Kylie Jenner in an interview, and stated that despite all that pesky statutory rape business, she believes Tyga is better off with Kylie than with his ex and baby mama, Blac Chyna.

Yesterday, we learned that Blac is now fighting for full custody of his son, and we may never know for sure if that act of aggression was inspired by the interview with T-Raww's grandma.

We do know, however, that the 70-year-old's unexpected endorsement of Kylie inspired some harsh/awesome words from Chyna's mom, Shalana Hunter.
 
In an Instagram post that's since been deleted, Hunter absolutely went off on Tyga, Kylie and the whole Kardashian-Jenner clan:

"They are talking Kylie comes from a better family... how? Her parents are divorced, her dad wants to be a woman, her mom is out here messing with some young black dude with birthing hips.

"Her sister has 3 kids out of wedlock by a guy who has a drinking problem. Her other sister is married to a crack head while dating a rapper that she stole from a former friend."

"[Kylie] is 17 and already has lip injections. Her older sister got famous from a sex tape. They are no better than anybody...Tyga is a f--king pervert, okay?"

Whoa. Hopefully Shalana followed that up with a link to the nearest burn unit. Her comments about Bruce Jenner's sex change may have been offensive and out of line, but other than that, she's pretty on point.

Before the post was deleted, Tyga commented:
"You gotta stay off social media. All these stories are fake and you should know that. My grandma can barely speak English. How would she say all those things? Don't get up in the games the media tryna get everyone to play. I've yet to say any disrespectful about your daughter or u."

So...he respectfully left his child and fiancee to be with a teenager? Sorry, Tyga, but we're Team Shalana on this one.

After Tyga commented, Blac herself entered the fray and tweeted, "Tyga, do as you say...and don't address family issues over social media."

He has yet to follow up, so we're guessing that despite his many faults, the man knows when to react to issues.

Patience Jonathan Denies Blocking Buhari’s Wife to Become the President of African First Ladies Peace Mission (AFLPM)

First Lady Mrs Patience Jonathan has denied allegations of plotting to prevent wife of the President-elect, Aisha Buhari from replacing her as President of the African First Ladies Peace Mission (AFLPM). 

 
Mrs Jonathan had in April sent out a letter of invitation to other first Ladies calling for the 8th AFLPM summit to be held in Abuja on May 15th where they will discuss on how to facilitate a smooth and formal hand over to the new Executive Committee that will pilot the affairs of the Peace Mission for the next two years, a move some people found to be against Mrs Buhari assuming her position after May 29th when her husband would have been sworn in as the Nigeria next president.

In a statement released by her media aide, Mr. Ayo Adewuyi, Mrs Jonathan said there was an understanding in the Mission that the summit will hold on the 15th of May, 2015 if Pres. Jonathan loses the 2015 Presidential election.

The statement after the cut:

“Our attention has been drawn to various newspapers and social media reports alleging that Nigeria hosting of 8th Summit of the African First Ladies Peace Mission Summit on May 15, 2015 is a grand design by the First Lady, Dame (Dr) Patience Faka Jonathan to either “rig out” or “deny” the in-coming First Lady, Hajia Aisha Buhari the opportunity to assume the Presidency and host the said summit in the absence of the incumbent. We would have ignored this barrage of uncharitable fallacies, but for the fact that the mischief makers have not relented in their efforts to deceive the unsuspecting members of the public with lies and half truth, hence this clarification to set the record straight. It would be recalled that Nigeria’s Hajia Turai Yar’Adua was elected President of the African First Ladies Peace Mission during the 6th Summit in February 2008 in Congo Brazzaville for a term of two years. Her tenure ought to have come to an end in 2010 when she should have organized a Summit to elect a successor and hand over accordingly. The unfortunate incident that led to her sudden exit from office is well known and need not be mentioned here. This inability of the former President to officially hand over created a leadership vacuum in the African First Ladies Peace Mission for some time until Her Excellency, Dame Patience Jonathan was prevailed upon by her colleagues, the African First Ladies to convene the Summit in July 2012 at which she was subsequently  elected President to serve for two years. For the avoidance of doubt, according to its internal regulation, the tenure of office of President of African First Ladies Peace Mission is for a period of two years only. This therefore implies that the tenure of office of the incumbent President ought to have ended in 2014, when a fresh election should have held for a new Executive”the statement read.

Unemployed Man Rapes 10 Year Old Schoolgirl To Death In Ogun State (Photo)

The Ogun State Police Command has arrested an unemployed man, Ishau Arowolo, for allegedly raping a 10-year-old girl, Sofiatu Akilolu, to death in Orisada-Eyo Community in the Yewa South Local Government Area of the state. 

 

                                                       Agude River

25-year-old Arowolo, after raping the girl, allegedly caused her to drown. It was said that the suspect lurked in a bush near the community river to perpetrate the act.

Punch gathered that Sofiatu, who was a Basic five pupil of the Local Government Authority Primary School, had been sent by her parents to a river in the area to fetch water when she was attacked and raped by Arowolo.

 Sofiatu, at about 5pm on Wednesday, April 1, went to the stream in company of a friend, identified simply as Abibatu. It was gathered that Arowolo snatched the victim and took her under a tree, where he raped her.

A resident, who identified himself only as Jamiu, told Punch Metro on Tuesday that Abibatu alerted the community that Sofiatu was being raped in a bush.

He said, “The river is called Agude. It serves the community. That was not the first time little girls would go to fetch water at the place. On that day, the two girls met Ishau (Arowolo) and greeted him.

“Later, they observed he was coming behind them. Suddenly, he grabbed Sofiatu and entered into a bush to carry out the act. The other girl ran back to the community to tell us.

“When we got to the place, we did not find both of them, except their clothes and shoes. We began to comb the forest, until someone raised the alarm that Arowolo was hiding in the river. When we checked, he was found and pulled out.

“Minutes later, we also found Sofiatu. He might have drowned the girl after he raped her. She was unconscious, while blood was dripping from her private parts.”

Sofiatu was taken out of the river and rushed to a nearby hospital, where she was confirmed dead.

Angry youths, who learnt of the girl’s death, reportedly beat up Arowolo, but they were said to have been prevented from lynching him by elders.

The Baale of the community, Chief Adeogun Hussein, who spoke in Yoruba, told our correspondent that such incident was strange in the area.

He said, “This occurrence is very strange in our area. It is unfortunate that someone would conceive such evil. The river, where the rapist hid, is very popular. We usually wash and bathe there. The river is also believed to have power to cure sicknesses.

“The advice I have for parents is to take more care of their children, and anyone found committing such tragic act should also be ready to face terrible consequences.”

It was learnt that the matter was reported to the Owode Police Division.

Photos from the Council of State meeting today

Today, past Nigerian leaders including president-elect Gen. Buhari, Gen. Yakubu Gowon, Alhaji Shehu Shagari, Gen Ibrahim Babangida, Gen Abdulsalami Abubakar, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo and Chief Ernest Shonekan attended today’s Council of State meeting which is President Jonathan’s last as a president.

See more pics after the cut…
 

Photos: Iyanya Renews Contract with MTN for Another Year

The singer today May 12th renewed his contract with MTN for another year. Congrats to him.

More pics after the cut…

Social & Political Activist, Kayode Ogundamisi Comes for Ben Murray-Bruce

Senator-elect Ben Murray-Bruce has been trending on Twitter for some days now because of his anti-corruption tweets which a lot of youths seem to like. Well, yesterday social & political activist Kayode Ogundami decided it was time for the media mogul to answer some questions of his own, bordering on some government contracts his company was involved in.

See more tweets after the cut: