OMG!!!! Mama Peace Slaps President Jonathan For Losing Election (VIDEO)

First Lady, Patience Jonathan Did The Unbelievable, She Slapped The President For Losing The Election. Watch the shocking video below: (VIEWERS DISCRETION)
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Awesome: Identical Triplets Gets Married on the Same Day and Same Time (PHOTOS)

29 year old triplets, Rafaela, Rochelle and Tagiane Bini from Passo Fundo, southern Brazil, tied the knot same day at the same ceremony, wore the same wedding dress, as well as hairstyle and makeup and confused not just their guests but also their grooms who also looked strikingly similar.


The only way guests could distinguish one bride from the other at the ceremony on Saturday was the different colour of bouquet they carried. Even the grooms - Rafael, Gabriel & Eduardo, said they had worried they might mix up their wives-to-be when it came to exchanging vows. One of the grooms, Rafael, who married Rafaela, told how the girls sometimes deliberately confused their finances.

He said 'There was a time when we were all in the kitchen making dinner. So Rochele, who is Gabriel's, was doing stuff at the sink, and Rafaela was at the stove. We were there chatting and they changed places. I went behind to hug her, and said "oops" when I realized I'd got the wrong girl.'

The girls explained how they all went together to get their hair and make-up done with the intention of looking different.

But, said Rochele, 'We tried a number of styles, but we all liked the same one. It's not even worth trying, it always ends up like that.'

Their parents, Pedro and Salete, already had one daughter, Liziele, when they decided to increase the family - but never imagined three more girls would come at once.

Mother Salete fainted when she was told she was expecting triplets, according to the girls.

Rafaela was the first to find her future husband, Rafael, ten years ago while studying at university. A year later, Rochele got together with Gabriel.

It was parents Pedro and Salete who suggested the girls all get married together after Tagiane also got engaged to Eduardo.

The only dilemma for Pedro, a farmer, was how he would walk all three daughters down the aisle at once.
He said: 'We decided that we would all walk down the aisle until half way down the church. From there, I would take one at a time.'

The first to be taken to the altar by their father was Tagiane, who was the first to be born. She remembered: 'I tried to hold back my emotion, but I couldn't. To see my dad there, at that moment, was a feeling I can't explain

I Regret My Actions and I Won’t do That Again- PDP Agent, Mr Orubebe

Former Niger Delta Affairs Minister Elder Godsday Orubebe last night apologized for his action during the release of elections results in Abuja.

  

Mr. Godsday Orubebe said he’s sorry for his actions and he won’t do that again.

Orubebe who accused INEC boss, Prof Attahiru Jega for being partial and tribalistic told reporters that ”Election is a passionate thing and I really regret what took place this morning. I was unnecessarily pushed by Jega to get to that level. I want to apologize particularly to young Nigerians that look up to take politics as a career to say that what happened was not intended to cause them any embarrassment.To Nigerians generally, I regret my actions even as an elder in the church, and a leader, the young men expected to see a lot from me and I believe that if there was any disappointment they got from me, I apologize to Nigerians and to the youths of this country.”
“We have always talked about peace in this country and remember that when there was crisis in the Niger Delta, I was one of the architects that sacrificed to get the creeks to tell the militants that we need peace in this country alongside President Goodluck Jenathan.”, he added

On President Goodluck Jonathan’s sportsmanship attitude, he said: “Two things are in place. The president is the president of everybody. As a statesman and as a president; he has done what he should do.”

Photo - Bruce Jenner Breast Implant Surgery: Already Completed?

Bruce Jenner‘s transition to a woman is nearing completion, according to a bombshell new report claiming he has already undergone breast implant surgery.

After a series of "smaller feminization procedures," Radar claims that the former Olympic decathlon champion has successfully had breast implants put in.

Not that you're likely to see him walking around flaunting those things like Kim, her step daughter as the celebrity news site alleges he opted for a subtler look.

“Bruce had silicon breast implants put in a few weeks ago,” an insider said. “He went with a smaller implant because he didn’t want to look ridiculous.”

“Recovery hasn’t been that difficult, but Bruce has had to sleep in a recliner to help with the healing,” the source said, and that mostly means rest.

“This is a very exciting but scary time for Bruce​,” the insider went on. “But his sons Brandon and Brody have been taking care of him at his Malibu mansion.”

“He’s not allowed to lift anything, and he has to wear a bra 24/7, but he’s expected to resume normal activities in the next six weeks. He has been emotional."

"Finally," though, "he feels like this is the body he has meant to have."

In recent months, as Bruce sex change rumors have reached a fever pitch, he has had his Adam’s apple shaved down, and a nose job to boot.

At least that's what's been reported. He has yet to confirm any of this.

Up next, a “full gender reassignment surgery” to take place in May or June, after which he may have another breast augmentation to upgrade his cup size.

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Congratulation: Dr Sid Graduates As A Director From The New York Film Academy

 Mavin Records artist; Dr Sid shared his certificate on instagram.

Apparently, Dr Sid has been in school for a couple of months now. He has been studying Film directing at the New York film academy for a while now, and he is now a certified music video/film director.

18 Yrs Old Girl Stabs Her 32 Yrs Old Boyfriend To Death For Attempted Rape

The police in Lagos have arrested an 18-year-old lady, Kafayat Olawale, for allegedly stabbing to death her 32 year old boyfriend, Ojo Ijabike. The incident happened on Friday on Olutola Adebayo Street, off Idimu Road, in the Alimosho area of Lagos State. Investigations by PUNCH Metro revealed that Ijabike, an indigene of Owo, Ondo State, had attempted to forcefully have carnal knowledge of the suspect when there was a scuffle between them.

Olawale, who hails from Osun State, was said to have stabbed the deceased in the heart region, while the 32-year-old victim inflicted injuries on her. The landlord of the house, who heard the noise, was said to have broken the locked door and met the duo lying in a pool of blood. They were reportedly rushed to a private hospital in the area where Ijabike, an electrician, gave up the ghost. When Punch visited the Cele Egbe area, where the suspect was an apprentice in a hairdressing salon, he met her boss, who said Olawale was tricked into Ijabike’s apartment. The woman, who did not identify herself, said:   “She is a little girl and I often tried to guide her home whenever it was late in the night. She cannot hurt a fly. Ojo (Ijabike) bought her a phone and she brought it to the office that morning. He called her and said he forgot the charger at home, that she should come over to pick it.   It was the charger she went to pick when he locked the door against her and wanted to sleep with her.” A young man, who claimed to be the “real boyfriend of the suspect”, said the deceased was not in a relationship with Olawale. The barber, who said they had been dating since 2014, told PUNCH Metro he had warned Olawale to stop collecting gifts from the deceased.   “But she kept telling me it was just a normal friendship. I tried my best to always please her, but I am aware the guy was also giving her money and gifts and I knew his intention was not pure.     When he bought her the phone, I frowned at it. I was told it was on Friday when she was on her way to work that he called her to come over to his place to take the charger of the phone which he forgot to give her. That was how he wanted to take advantage of her and things went awry,” he said. PUNCH visited where the incident happened on Olutola Adebayo Street and met co-tenants of the deceased. A girl took them to the one room apartment of the deceased, which was shut. A drama however played out when their correspondent was directed to the landlord of the house, who quickly denied being the owner of the house.     “I am new in this house and just rented a shop here. I don’t know anything and cannot say anything,” the elderly man said. Other residents equally declined to speak. PUNCH Metro subsequently visited the private hospital, where the duo was rushed to on Modupe sh*ttu Street. A worker, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, explained that the deceased was still alive when he was brought to the hospital.   “When they were rushed here, they were both alive. We, however, observed that the man was stabbed in the heart region. He died soon after. The girl also sustained injuries. I learnt that it was after the girl stabbed him that he collected the knife and began stabbing her in anger,” the worker said. PUNCH Metro gathered that the deceased had first used the weapon to threaten the suspect so she could submit to his desire. While the corpse of the victim was taken to the morgue, the suspect was arrested by policemen from the Ikotun division. A police source said the suspect was stabbed more than six times in her back. He said:  “The lady was also injured. She was first hospitalised before she was arrested.” The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, Kenneth Nwosu, confirmed the incident, adding that investigations were ongoing.

Adorable: North West Goes Easter Egg Hunting

Kim Kardashian has made it impossible to make fun of her.

For the following few moments, at least. That's because the reality star has posted what may be the cutest North West photos yet online, sharing shots of her young daughter going on an Easter Egg hunt.

Just look at that furry pink basket! And that glorious smile!

"My baby girl on the hunt for Easter eggs at the farm! #PerfectSunday #GettingReadyForNextWeek #SpringTimeEasterFestival," wrote the 34-year-old mother as a caption to one of the images.

Kim and Kanye’s offspring donned a small white t-shirt while spending some with a friend named Ryan, along with some jean shorts and cute sneakers.

"Northie was so proud of all of the eggs she found! She wouldn't stop talking about it all night!" Kim wrote as another caption, once again making it hard for us to mock her in any way.

What can we say? We're suckers for 21-month olds.
And we feel very badly for North West as well.

We pray she enjoys this young and innocent time in her life, before she realizes who her parents are and before she's able to Google the words ''Kim Kardashian nude''.

Hey, look at that! Turns out we were able to make some fun of Kim Kardashian after all.

Jealous Husband Super-Glues Wife's Private Part

A 40-year-old woman, who lives in Ngwamtila village near Bushbuckridge and whose identity is not disclosed, to protect her dignity, has been scarred for life after her husband put super glue on her genitals.

According to African Eye News service, her husband, allegedly put the super glue on her vagina on 9 March 2013, after accusing her of cheating on him with her uncle.The woman who says she can't have sex again and she also feels pain every time she urinates...... 

 

Her Words:

“My husband was an abusive man for many years. His abuse spiraled out of control when my uncle dropped me off at our home. He then accused me of cheating on him with my uncle. It was shocking because he knew my uncle well and even greeted him nicely when he dropped me off,”

She said after screaming at her he told her that he would teach her a lesson.

“Every time the month of March comes along I remember the cruelty that he showed me. He took out a panga and ordered me to take off my clothes. As I started doing that he told me that if I didn’t do it he would chop off my head with the panga. He had previously tried to chop off my hand with the panga but I managed to escape. This time I could not escape.

“He then ordered me to lie down and open my legs. He then took out super glue and applied it on my vagina while I looked at him with horror and tears streaming down my face. I do not know what would make a man who loves a woman do that to her,” she said. Asked if her husband was ever arrested for his cruel actions she said:

“I wanted to press charges but he fled and has not been seen since the incident. I am scared that he might come back anytime and remove my head.

No Permanent Enemy in Politics: President Jonathan & Buari Pictured Hugging As They Sign Peace Accord Ahead of Elections

 
Shockingly! Above and below are photos of president Jonathan and APC presidential candidate Gen. Buhari at a peace accord signing in Abuja this morning ahead of Saturday’s election.

The agreement, just like the one they signed on January 14, contained an undertaking by the parties to avoid actions that could promote violence during and after the polls.

The meeting was put together by the national peace committee chaired by Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar.

See another photo below....

Nigerian Comedian, Ali Baba Explains Why Men Date & Dump Stunning Women

One of Nigerian’s top Comedian, Ali Baba wrote an epistle on ‘Why Men Date & Dump Stunning Women Like Amber Rose & Blac Chyna’

According to the comedian;

“I would have just left this picture to do the talking since they say a picture can tell, but in these days of photoshopping and half processed thoughts, one needs to make it explicitly clear for the import of some messages to sink home. I have said it before, no matter how beautiful a car is on the outside, if the engine don “knock”, it’s just a beautiful car. Not a functional car. Same way you will meet a girl with all the attributes, but her head no dey house, so when those wire touch. You go hear am.

“She may be a 38DD, but a DinDinrin in R-E-S-P-E-C-T department. A babe with great figure may not be able to figure out how to manage money. She is only a gimme gimme gimme. Faithfulness is not a given. So, if a babe has all the curves in the right places, it doesn’t mean you can place her on a relationship curve. There are a lot it takes to keep a man. For some men, the “5B Basic rule” suffices. Brains. Behavior. Beauty. Body. Business mind. All other things can follow.

“If you have the milk shake, curves and are well endowed, they SURELY will bring all the boys in da yard… But keeping them in the yard is another whole nine yard FINALLY! Let’s look at a scenario where you meet a lady with all that you see in this picture and finally, you REALIZE that she does not have what will make you want to run back home always after work. Go figure! Oh by the way, this is a two way street. There are guys who look like Denzel Washington, But will beat you black and blue.

“Had to say that before some people use me to catch groove again about my always talking of women. But seeing that I am not into men, I will leave that to those so inclined! Very often we meet people who go “Ahhh now! How can he walk out on such a sweet sexy girl?” Hey! Slow down! Try, spend a week with that same girl, you will repent! Sexy DOESNT make hot meals o!

“Don’t think everything is as they seem OO. The duck in the pool may be gliding smoothly but under the water away from your eyes, the ducks feet are extra busy just to keep the cool duck going… In conclusion I will say, until you walk a few steps in some people’s shoes, don’t blame them for walking so slow or too fast or not taken a step. 

LOBATAN.”