Nigerian Comedian, Ali Baba Explains Why Men Date & Dump Stunning Women

One of Nigerian’s top Comedian, Ali Baba wrote an epistle on ‘Why Men Date & Dump Stunning Women Like Amber Rose & Blac Chyna’

According to the comedian;

“I would have just left this picture to do the talking since they say a picture can tell, but in these days of photoshopping and half processed thoughts, one needs to make it explicitly clear for the import of some messages to sink home. I have said it before, no matter how beautiful a car is on the outside, if the engine don “knock”, it’s just a beautiful car. Not a functional car. Same way you will meet a girl with all the attributes, but her head no dey house, so when those wire touch. You go hear am.

“She may be a 38DD, but a DinDinrin in R-E-S-P-E-C-T department. A babe with great figure may not be able to figure out how to manage money. She is only a gimme gimme gimme. Faithfulness is not a given. So, if a babe has all the curves in the right places, it doesn’t mean you can place her on a relationship curve. There are a lot it takes to keep a man. For some men, the “5B Basic rule” suffices. Brains. Behavior. Beauty. Body. Business mind. All other things can follow.

“If you have the milk shake, curves and are well endowed, they SURELY will bring all the boys in da yard… But keeping them in the yard is another whole nine yard FINALLY! Let’s look at a scenario where you meet a lady with all that you see in this picture and finally, you REALIZE that she does not have what will make you want to run back home always after work. Go figure! Oh by the way, this is a two way street. There are guys who look like Denzel Washington, But will beat you black and blue.

“Had to say that before some people use me to catch groove again about my always talking of women. But seeing that I am not into men, I will leave that to those so inclined! Very often we meet people who go “Ahhh now! How can he walk out on such a sweet sexy girl?” Hey! Slow down! Try, spend a week with that same girl, you will repent! Sexy DOESNT make hot meals o!

“Don’t think everything is as they seem OO. The duck in the pool may be gliding smoothly but under the water away from your eyes, the ducks feet are extra busy just to keep the cool duck going… In conclusion I will say, until you walk a few steps in some people’s shoes, don’t blame them for walking so slow or too fast or not taken a step. 

LOBATAN.”

Cristiano Ronaldo Could Face Ban For “Provocative El Classico Celebration”!

Cristiano Ronaldo, may be punished for “provocative El Classico celebration”.
 
LFP chief Javier Tebas is pushing for Real Madrid forward, to be punished for his provocative El Clasico celebration.

The Portuguese man celebrated his equaliser by gesturing to Barcelona fans to calm down.

“We have to be careful with provocative gestures by a player when he scores a goal or with any other provocation or conduct that could incite violence among spectators,” Tebas told reporters. “It must be sanctioned, from a fine up to a suspension. We will look into it.”

Kylie Jenner Covers The Latest Issue of Remix Magazine

Kylie Jenner is covering the latest issue of Remix, which sources have confirmed is an actual magazine that really does exist.

Taking a page from half-sister Kim - who will pose for any publication whose check won't bounce - Kylie wears her hair way up for the photo shoot, posting multiple images from the issue on Instagram.

"Love this shot #remixmagazine @etienneortega get your copy @ remixmagazine.com @clydehairgod," Jenner writes as a caption to one of the following pics.

Jenner, of course, has become known for wearing far fewer layers of clothing than she's rocking here.

Some sources claim Kylie will pose for Playboy once she turns 18 (this August... yikes!), a rumor we'd immediately ignore if it weren't for the teenager's penchant for getting nearly naked online.

We'd wonder where Jenner's mother is in all of this, but we're pretty sure we know the answer:
Kris Jenner is on the phone somewhere, setting up her daughter's next gig and counting her money.

OMG!!! Nollywood Actres, Kate Henshaw Fights a Woman In Asaba - See Photos

Actress Kate Henshaw, took some of her fans by surprise when she was in a dirty fight with a woman at a marketplace.
 
The delectable actress while on the set of a recent movie in Asaba had to play the role of a woman who engaged in an argument with another woman which later led into a serious fight. She was thrown to the ground and taught not to fight publicly again.

‘Public Assault’ is the name of the flick, which has the magical touch of Tchidi Chikere, a talented and top movie director in Nigeria. The film stars the likes of Hafiz Oyetoro (Saka), Queen Nwokoye and many others.

More photos after the cut:

LOL!!! Miley Cyrus Photoshops Baby Face on Pictures of North West - See Photos

Miley Cyrus, the singer who can always be relied upon to keep us entertained via Instagram, has posted a couple new pictures to the social media site.

They depict her baby face superimposed over the face of North West because... why not, right?!? Of course they do.

Cyrus included as a caption to the first photo above "DaDa!," writing of the second: "Family."

It's definitely a tad creepy, but it's also a whole lot Miley.

Back in December, Cyrus Photoshopped her baby face over a photo of Kim nude.

And Miley also went on an Instagram run a few months ago that involved placing her superimposed baby face over her adult, gyrating, crtch-grabbing body.
 
It's apparent Miley doesn't take all this social media stuff very seriously. She doesn't want anyone to be in pain when checking out her account.

"You know what hurts your brain? Googling yourself," she told Australia's Sunday Night last year. "You know what hurts your brain? Instagram. You know what hurts your brain? Reading comments on Facebook."

Kim Kardashian vs. Rob Kardashian Feud Heats Up?

As you've probably heard by now, Rob Kardashian compared his sister Kim to ''the bitch from Gone Girl'' in an alarming Instagram post that immediately went viral last week.

The post still has not been deleted.

He chose to liken his sister to a perfect-on-the-surface narcissistic psychopath for a reason. There's been bad blood between these two for years, and according to insiders, it's only getting worse.

Family friends say things came to a head when Rob bailed on Kim's wedding back in May.
She took it as a personal affront; he felt that the whole star-studded international event was just the latest sideshow in the Kardashian circus, and he blamed her for turning his family's private life into a public spectacle.

"They really have not been on speaking terms since the wedding incident," a source tells Us Weekly.
The insider adds that "the family has done everything they can to try and soothe tensions between Rob and Kim," but the siblings have made no progress in mending their relationship.

The source claims that when Rob turned 28 last week, he hosted a small gathering and invited all of his siblings - except for Kim.

"It is not Kim that has issues with Rob, it is Rob that has a ton of issues with Kim," says the source. "Rob absolutely loathes Kim. He feels that she has destroyed his family and he doesn't even know her anymore... She is dead to him."

Wow. So there's something to be thankful for: You may not have Kardashian money, but at least when you feud with one of your siblings, you don't have to see their face (and every other part of them) all over the Internet every day.

‘Miracle’ face of Jesus appears in South American landslide (PHOTOS)

 
A photo of Jesus is thought by worshipers to have shown up adhering to a landslide.

The apparition is attracting hundreds of visitors to the San Francisco area of Putumayo, Colombia, since Saturday.

And some local landowners are cashing in on the ‘wonder’ – by charging visitors for accessibility to watch the number, it has actually been stated.

An authorities existence has actually also been needed to take care of the crowds.

“If you rely on Jesus you will view your photo,” Ximena Rosero Arango, among the numerous people which have actually concerned the site to picture the mountain told Eltiempo.com.

Folks have taken to Twitter to express their enjoyment or disbelief.

“Wonder or coincidence?”, asks one individual.

Heartbreaking Photos of Abandoned Children at Railway Station Sparks Twitter Rescue Appeal

Three children allegedly abandoned by their dad at a railway station were rescued after a passer-by tweeted a photo of them huddled in a corner with a message asking if someone could help.

 
Local journalist Abhishek Shukla, 33, had been seeing his parents off at the main station in the Indian capital New Delhi when he spotted the children cuddling each other for warmth as they slept on a platform. Concerned about their well-being but not having time to speak to them, he took a photo and posted it on Twitter with the message: "Can someone help these helpless kids at New Delhi Railway Station near platform 16 entrance."

The tweet quickly went viral and was soon picked up by local police chief Madhur Verma who mobilized his men to go and get them.

He said: "When officers arrived they found the children had gone. Worried they may have been kidnapped they began searching the station and stopping passengers. Eventually, after an hour, they found them hiding on another platform. They were cold, hungry and scared but we soon found out what had happened."

According to the children, Rahnuma, 7, Raja, 5, and Sanya, 4, their divorced dad who lives in another state had taken them out for the day but then left them at the station saying their mum would come and get them.

Verma said: "When we arrived at the mother’s house she was asleep and said she had been working and had not been contacted by her ex husband. As far as she was aware the children were staying with him. "We are now looking to question the man."

The mother said she had not been contacted by her ex-husband

Later he tweeted: "Today morning (sic) safely handed over to mother Ms Tabassum. They are happy!" And he was immediately swamped with good will messages from ecstatic locals.

Credit: New Delhi Sun/Mirror 

Kanye West: Furiously Angry with Rob Kardashian Over Kim Kardashian-Gone Girl Comparison!

Rob Kardashian likening sister Kim Kardashian to Amazing Amy Elliott Dunne from Gone Girl on Instagram apparently did not well with her husband.

Kanye West is reportedly pissed that Rob posted a photo of Kim and Rosamund Pike, who played Amy in the film adaptation of the acclaimed novel.

There's no misinterpretation of this, either, Rob wrote specifically that Kim is the B-tch From Gone Girl, alongside a pic of Pike's character covered in blood.

Amy, as fans know, was a sociopath and murderer beneath her perfect exterior.
Naturally, no one appreciates their wife being spoken of in such a way, and West wants to have a "man to man" chat with Rob to find out what his deal is.

Rob's clearly having a hard time. Khloe Kardashian says he is unhappy and suffers from social anxiety. But that doesn't make this all okay with 'Ye.

“No one, not even family, has the right to disrespect the mother of his child. There’s no excuse," says a source, even if "Kim told Kanye not to worry about it."

"Kanye wants to meet up with Rob and talk about his anger issues."

The troubled younger brother of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian may need more than just a stern talking to from his brother-in-law at this point.

With Rob Kardashian: Depressed About Weight Gain, Lashing Out at Family, and increasingly withdrawn, one wonders if an intervention of some kind is almost warranted.

The 28-year-old has barely been seen in public since he bailed on Kim and Kanye's wedding last year. That was almost 10 months ago at this point.

He is clearly dealing with issue that run much deeper than a single snarky Instagram post, which is likely a symptom, rather than the problem at hand.

We just hope he gets the help he needs, whether it's from Kanye, his sisters, or whomever it takes to get through to him and get his life back on track.

No one wants to see this get any worse, and it's looking that way.

Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner: Featured in Vogue!

Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner have been spotted maxing and relaxing by the pool, exposing a decent amount of skin while throwing back some drinks.

Before you go spreading more Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner dating rumors, however, know this:

They are posing for a spread in Vogue.

The April 2015 issue of the magazine - which features Serena Williams on the cover - includes a fashion editorial with Bieber, Jenner and Gigi Hadid.

As depicted above, part of the spread features Kendall and Justin kicking back by the pool.

Snapped by renowned photographer Mario Testino, the pictorial also includes images of Divergent actor Ansel Elgort.

But the focus here is on Bieber and Jenner. They were spotted holding hands in Spain last August, with many believing Justin split from Selena Gomez due to his dalliance with the E! actress.

Both sides have denied any kind of romantic entanglement, however, claiming they are nothing more than friends with benefits.

Modeling benefits, that is. What else did you think we were talking about?

The April issue hits newsstands on March 25.