Just as you can’t see the roots of a giant tree, you can’t see the entire male private part.
IF HE DOESN’T USE IT, HE’LL LOSE IT
Like any tool God gives you, if you don’t use it, you’ll lose it! The
flow of oxygen to a man’s member that happens during an erection is
essential to the health and maintenance of said member. Without regular
erections, men can experience shortening of the penis over time. So be
generous with your man, even if you’re not “in the mood.” Or else you
may find yourself disappointed when you are!
THERE ARE “SHOWERS” AND “GROWERS”
The length of a man’s flaccid p*nis is no indicator of how long it
will be when erect. (Makes you feel bad for those guys being teased in
the locker room!) A man with a small member might experience growth
twice that length when erect, while a man with a long one can experience
no growth at all. So don’t judge a guy by the bulge in his pants.
MEN OVERESTIMATE
Whether they should or shouldn’t be, most men are
not humble when talking about their own private parts. When asked, the average
self-reported size was 7 to 8 inches. In reality, the average you know what is 3 to 4 inches long.
HE’S GOT A SOFT LITTLE UNDERBELLY
Or at least his little man does. Most healthy men surveyed reported
being the most sensitive to sexual pleasure on the underside of the
shaft and head. Closely following those areas in the pleasure department
were the upper side of the head and shaft, as well as the sides of the
p*nis.
SENSITIVITY DECREASES WITH AGE
It’s hard to pinpoint at exactly what ages, and by exactly how much,
but there is a definite decline in sensitivity in the private for men,
as they grow older. However,
rarely does a man complain about
this to a doctor. That’s probably because your gorgeous body on top of
his gets his imagination going enough to make up for the lack of
sensitivity.
VIBRATORS AREN’T JUST FUN—THEY CAN BE HELPFUL!
Vibrators are not just for women. They can also help men climax. Vibrators have even helped men with spinal injuries—those that
really struggle to orgasm—reach completion. So, imagine what one could do for a healthy man…
HALF OF HIS MAN IS HIDING
Just as you can’t see the roots of a giant tree, you can’t see the entire male private part. In fact, about
half of
it is tucked inside the pelvis and attached to the pubic bone. This
does little to affect your sex life, but it’s an ego boost for guys.
HIS PRIVATE IS AN ECOSYSTEM
There are 42 unique types of bacteria living on the male private.
However, this number is lower in circumcised men. Don’t worry—it’s
healthy bacteria. Nothing to be afraid of when you’re down there,
ladies.
THERE COULD BE A LINK BETWEEN CIRCUMCISION AND HIV
There is a certain type of bacteria called anaerobic bacteria that
can live within the moist folds of an uncircumcised male p*nis but dies
when a man is circumcised. Some research suggests that this bacteria
causes the immune system to respond in a way that makes it more
susceptible to the HIV virus.
CIRCUMCISION IS NOT THE NORM
You may have found most men to be circumcised, but that has a lot to
do with where you live. Worldwide, only 30% of all men are circumcised.
Jewish and Muslim men make up for 70% of that figure.
IMPOTENCE IS A LEGAL ISSUE
Women may get shafted (excuse the blatant play on words) in many
parts of life, but their rights to sexual pleasure are not overlooked!
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states. And they say “lack of
communication” is the reason for the divorce rates…
MEN SUFFER FROM “P*NIS PANIC”
Officially called “Koro,” there is a real and widespread hysteria
amongst men that their privates may disappear one day. Could explain why
they’re always grabbing themselves—just checking it’s still there!
THE FRENCH ARE RUDE FOR A REASON
The French might be
cocky for a reason—they are reported to
have the largest average male member size, at 6.2 inches. Single women,
do you know where you’re going on your next vacation now?
MEN ARE BIG SELF-HELPERS
The average number of times a man will “release” in his lifetime is
7,200. The average number of those that will come at the work of his own
hands: 2,000.
THE BOOMERANG
All those crazy positions you and your man are into today could cause
a shift in, um, things tomorrow. If a p_nis bends in a certain
direction regularly, overtime it can become permanently curved.
With a forked-tongue poking through a hole in his cheek – body art has
perhaps never been this extreme! Meet 23-year-old body art enthusiast,
Joel Miggler, also a German model, who has created giant flesh tunnels
through his cheeks with a side view of his teeth. 
