Haapy Birthday to our Faithful Blog Reader

We wish you, Mr Peter Olisah happy birthday as you add +1 today. We pray that God Almighty will continue to prosper and grant you long life in Jesus Name!

Cheers....

Hurray....Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI. is 87 years old today

Join in wishing the Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI a very Happy Birthday as he celebrate his 87th birthday today.


Papa Benedict XVI we wish you longer life and God's guidance, Amen!

LADIES; 5 Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive In You

 

1. Desperados!

These are the sort of girls that you find at every party, in every bar or night club. And if you’re confused; here are some pointers. They are wearing thick make up, chewing violently on fake gums and standing ALONE clutching unto their little purses! So we can already tell that they either don’t have cars or they didn’t come with anybody they could trust enough to hold their bags. Desperados don’t want to dance of course; except you have a striking age resemblance with their dads back in the village or if you’ve got a tommy to remind them of theirs’ before they got an abortion. But not dancing doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate drinks!

‘Can I buy you a drink?’ “Of course”.

And while you do; she pretends to receive a call in front of a loud speaker!

Listen I’m not saying there’s anything wrong in being bought a drink for; but women who act as though they are entitled to a man’s wallet have got to go! It’s unattractive and it’s downright classless!

2. Blackberry Beggars.

How a classy lady can turn from her ‘whatever’ attitude before you got her PIN to posting sad and teary icons on her blackberry profile, beats me. I mean come on girls; whatever happened to your pride? I know you’re broke- but must the world know? Do you have to post all your problems to the new dude?

But I trust my Naija guys to say-

‘Eeyaa! It shall be well!’

Jokes apart; one thing is certain; if he helps you with some money, he does so out of pity- which is not something you want a man dating you to feel for you. He should feel respect for you; so please respect yourselves. If a man starts giving you money immediately after meeting you, please don’t go running to your gossipy friends 6 months later to tell them how wicked men are. He’s just recouped his investment dividends for 6 months! And if you must tell them; please start such stories with how greedy you were.

3. Gbabes:

Granted that most of us want girls who have Indian blood running in their veins; but we’re not stupid enough to know that we can’t all have that. Gbabes are girls whose hairs remind me of the psychiatric hospital opposite my church!

I know you can’t all afford to wear the expensive lace wigs and Brazilian hair that Omotola or Patience Jonathan wears- but why not thank God for the Aba boys? They have made some extension braids and ‘Brazilian hair’ affordable for peanuts…

4. Unkempt Private Areas:

*Hums* “Sometimes I shave my legs sometimes I don’t’. That’s cool and all but I’m going to need you to shave under your arms and the other place (you know where.) I am not scared of using the P word but this is a family friendly website- and I’m sure you get the gist. We may be bush men here in Nigeria, but please give yourself an edge up by keeping it like a well-manicured lawn rather than like a jungle safari in the middle of Niger Delta!

5. Loud Mouths:

Some girls know all the lyrics of all the tracks in Terry G’s or Wizkid’s Album. I once danced with a girl who took me through Timaya’s discography while wearing a smile. She even knew what the upcoming tracks were! Now, don’t get me wrong. It’s all good.

But what’s not good is that the Naija guy, you’re dancing with or rapping at, has already formed an opinion of you! You’re a loudmouth in his head. And you seriously can’t fault him for this assumption.

What the average Nigerian who wants to have something serious with you- thinks about is; “what will my people say about this girl?”

Truth is; if I can’t bring you home to momma we can’t roll. I can’t stand a woman whose every word is a curse; motherf***er this, son of a —– that et cetera. Kindly have at least; an ounce of class and act like a lady not an Obalende conductor!

Peace out and love to Nigerian ladies, I think you’re all beautiful. These observations are not meant to offend any of you; but a little dose of ‘keeping it real’ is always healthy.

How The Position You Sleep In With Your Partner Reveals The Strength Of The Relationship

Are you someone who likes to cuddle up against your partner at night? Or do you tend to wake on the other side of the bed, facing the wall?. New research shows that the position in which we sleep is highly revealing about the strength of our relationships.

 Partners who sleep less than an inch apart are far more likely to be happy together than those maintaining a gap wider than 30 inches, the researchers found. And couples who spend the night making physical contact are happier than those who do not touch.
 
Couples who lie curled up in the ‘full foetal’ position are likely to be indecisive, anxious and sensitive to criticism. Those who sleep in a ‘semi-foetal’ position, with their knees drawn up, are conciliatory, amenable to compromise, and unlikely to take extreme stances, he said.

People who sleep in the ‘royal’ position – flat on their back – tend to be confident, open, expansive, and sensation-seeking. And those who lie ‘prone’ on their face show a tendency for rigidity and perfectionism. who fall asleep touching, couples tend to be happier if they are face-to-face than if they ‘spoon’ their partners, facing the same direction, or if they face in opposite directions. Of those who do not touch, the largest number of happy couples face the same direction – above those who sleep back to back or facing each other. All these researchers and their logistics,how about our grand parents who slept on separate beds but still lasted together.

Check Out Genevieve Nnaji's Stunning Look At The HOAYS Private Screening

Actress Genevieve Nnaji,was looking beautiful wearing a Escada dress, Chanel yellow Lambskin clutch and Christian Louboutin shoes as she stepped out at the Silverbird Galleria to attend  Half of a Yellow Sun, private screening which took place yesterday Tuesday, April 15th.You like?...

Man Cuts Off Robber's Hand With A Machete in Port Harcourt, Rivers State

It happened early this morning in the River state capital Port Harcourt. According to the story, an armed robber attacked a young man in his house at about 4 am, he beat up the man and ordered him to bring forth the valuables he had in the house.

The robber even angrily threatened to shoot him if he did not comply quickly, but it seemed luck ran out on the robber, as the victim quickly picked up a cutlass and chopped off his left hand when he was paying less attention! Despite loosing the hand, the robber fled with the injury, but is alleged to have been caught in the adjoining streets.

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Hehehe...Children can be very funny...

Hehehe...Children can be very funny...

Hehehe...Children can be very funny...

Former Miss World Agbani Darego stuns in make-up free photos

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Actress Monalisa Chinda Officially Broke Up With Lanre Nzeribe

Nollywood actress Monalisa Chinda and her partner Lanre Nzeribe have separated. The Nollywood actress has also walked away from their joint business venture.

Monalisa Chinda and business partner Lanre Nzeribe was rumored to be parted ways but recently the actress officially confirmed their separation. She has published her official statement confirming the rumours.

Official statement from Monalisa Chinda:

We regret to officially announce the resignation of Nollywood actress Monalisa Chinda from Monalisa Magazine, which also marks the end of her partnership with Mr. Lanre Nzeribe, due to irreconcilable professional differences. Over the past few months, both parties have made concerted efforts to retain their partnership, to no avail, which led to their mutual agreement that a separation would be the best course of action. Though she has, so far, committed so much time, energy and resources into the project, it is high time she moved on as she pursues renewed ethos to raise her standards of professionalism and focus on projects closer to her heart. Monalisa Chinda extends her sincere appreciation to the entire staff of the company for the great working experience during the time being. She wishes Mr. Nzeribe and the staff all the best in their future endeavours. She also wishes to express her profound gratitude to her wonderful fans for their unreserved support through the years. Thank you for your continued support as the Monalisa brand promises greater things to come.

Signed,
Management,
Mediawise Networks
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Is this a new kind of security check innovation or some sort of madness in display? (SEE PHOTOS)

This is indeed laughable. That Security officer is really “going in.” Is this a new kind of security check innovation or some sort of madness in display?