7 Things A Lady Shouldn't Do In The Presence Of A Man

 

Here with the help of our friends we are going to direct some few immediate turn offs men see in some ladies. 

• Farting In Our Presence

Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much

Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)

Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else undies!

• Talking too dirty

Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we're not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies

If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting

Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• i Too Know attitude

Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.

Man Slumps and Dies During Sex Marathon With Lover

A 44-year-old furniture maker, Julius Iyenakpe, allegedly slumped and died ‎on Tuesday 1 April in an hotel in Benin, while making love to a yet to be identified woman.

The father of three hailed from Agenebode, Etsako East local government area of Edo state.
‎According to family sources, the late Iyenakpe hurriedly left home, which he completed last December at about 9 a.m after refusing the breakfast prepared by his wife, but ended up at a hotel on Obanor Street, off Dumez Road‎ with his lover.
The hotel staff discovered the lifeless body of the man after they knocked at the door of the room after the man had stayed longer than the one hour he booked.
The woman had absconded and only the lifeless body of the man was found on the bed.
It was gathered that a packet of sex-enhancement tablet, Viagra was discovered in the man’s pocket.
‎Men of the Ugbekun police division who collected his body, also took his Toyota Pathfinder SUV, his mobile phone and a cheque of N20 million issued by one of the palm oil companies in the state.
Mrs. Iyenakpe said she was told about her husband’s death, when she called his number.
A woman answered the call and told her the husband had an accident.
She was told to report at Ugbekun police station.
Edo state police commissioner, Foluso Adebanjo, confirmed the death of the man to journalists on phone.
Eight days ago, a 70-year-old man died in an hotel, also in Benin while making love to a married woman.

End Time indeed!

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MUST READ--- 7 Places You Should NEVER Touch On A Woman’s Body

 

Here is 7 places that a man should think before touching his partner because it might turn her off in a bad way.
These places are where you touch and immediately hear Don't Touch, Ouch, I am no longer in the mood.

The study was done to help men who don't think about this and rub up on their female partner like a piano.

1. The nipple.

The nipple should be avoided being touched when she is breastfeeding and when she is about to have her period because it really hurts.

2. The Leg.

When the leg is not shaved, you men should avoid it because it makes her feel hairy and dirty. Women want to be smooth and when you touch there, they realize, they aren't and it makes them feel lazy and unattractive.

3. The Vagina.

When she hasn't taken her bath, please don't go down on her because she knows and is definitely not feeling fresh. Respect it because your attempt will be futile. She might not enjoy it because she is worrying about her odor anyway.

4. The Backdoor.

Never go knocking without a lubricant, its like trying to fit your whole hand into your mouth, its painfull.

5. Hair.

This is common sense anyman who has been dating knows this, if she is coming back from the salon, Hands off the hair.

6. Face.

When she is feeling oily or has a pimple problem, don't touch the face just compliment her and hug her cause believe me she knows about her face and feels dirty.

7. The Stomach.

The universal arguement starter (Do i look fat) come to play in this one, after a huge meal avoid this area, if you are looking to get lucky because she is thinking to herself that she looks fat especially those of them who obsess over having a flat tummy Or during a premenstrual bloat.

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WIN $20,000 in Fayrouz’ L’Original Competition for Undergraduates

Soft drink brand Fayrouz presents Fayrouz L’Original Expression, a competition organized to discover and promote young, talented fashion-forward undergraduates in universities across the nation.

The competition will see teams of four young creatives including a fashion designer, a make-up artist, photographer and model, work to create original ensembles. These teams will battle for a $20,000 prize and huge fashion opportunities.

Top celebrity designers and stylists have been selected as judges. They include Ohimai Atafo of Mai Atafo Inspired, Kunbi Oyelese of April by Kunbi, Warebi Martha of Catwalk Productions and Nobel Afrik, with art direction by Omoyemi Akerele of Style House Files. Adebayo Oke-Lawal of Orange Culture, Gozel Green and Kate Williams will help select the final 10 teams.

Registration for the competition kicked off on Wednesday 2nd April 2014.

Sign up at www.fayrouzloriginal.com/competition. Register team members and create a team portfolio and complete the task given.

Please note that all contenders must be a student in a university or a corps member.

Ageless beauty Liz Benson ,Rukky Sanda & John Dumelo take a pose

At 48,Liz Benson is still a classic beauty..No wrinkles,no eye bags.She is now an evangelist, her husband, Emeya, is a pastor in Warri..

 Rukky is also a natural beauty without makeup..

Orji Kalu Takes A Shot At FG! Sleepy Old Men At The On-Going Conference Can’t Make A Change

 

A former Abia State governor, Orji Kalu, has described the on-going National Conference in Abuja as a home to old men who do not have the strength to decide the future of the nation. Speaking at the Centenary Lecture organised by the Oyo State branch of the Nigeria Union of Journalists, Kalu, who delivered a lecture titled, ‘Nigeria: A Nation in Quest of Credible Leadership’, said Nigeria would not move forward unless the first generation leaders withdrew gradually from politics.

He said, “The present crop of leaders seems to be failing the nation and the people are becoming increasingly doubtful if indeed we have leaders. To worsen matters, the first generation leaders are still mostly the ones calling the shots. If you go through the National Conference delegates’ list, you will be amazed by the number of men in their 80s still trying to determine the type of future that is suitable for the millennium generation. What fresh ideas can these sleepy old men offer on the way forward? There can be no credible leadership until these men begin to gradually withdraw and allow the younger generation to take charge.” (Ladun Liadi)

Oh No! African Immigrants desperately cling on to border fences for 7 hours in failed bid to enter Europe(Photos)

Wow ! Talk about desperate measures.... These African immigrants were caught trying to scale a fence between Morocco & Spain. Their hands and feet were bloodied by the wire as they clung desperately to the fence for 7 hours trying to cross over into Spain.
 Spanish border patrols tried to convince them to hand themselves over but they hung up there shouting slogans and calling for help to enter Spain.
After a seven-hour standoff, border patrol managed to coax most of the immigrants down from the fence, gave them water and turned them over to Moroccan police.

Bizarre Photos: Would you & your Lover take Pictures Posed like this to Keep your Love Fresh?

Most couples try all kinds of romantic tricks to keep their love alive, but Japanese photographer Haruhiko Kawaguchi takes a more literal approach to showing and preserving the love between two people  – he wraps them in plastic, sucks out the air and takes photos of their distorted bodies.

 

These bizarre images of lovers huddled together in weird positions in vacuumed plastic wrap show two people “packaged” in a 100 by 150 by 74 centimeter plastic bag the artist buys off of the Internet. After carefully arranging their body parts so he can get the best shot, Kawaguchi uses a vacuum cleaner to suck out all the air and make the subjects look like a pack of packaged meat you buy at the supermarket.

 

It takes about 10 to 20 seconds for him to take the photographs, during which time the shrink wrapped couple has to endure the pressure and lack of air, but it's all in the name of love. Surprisingly and thankfully, no one has been harmed!

 

Would you and you and your boo agree to take a shot if you could?

 

Should a Woman be Allowed to Abort a Baby her Baby Daddy wants Her to Keep?

I got my girlfriend of six years pregnant. She is about 8 weeks pregnant and today she told me she wanted to get an abortion. I asked her why, and she said that she wanted to get her degree and a baby would get in the way of it. And that she is not financially stable to raise a child. I am a college grad and I make over 100k a month.

I told my girlfriend that I would financially support her and my child and help her through school. And if she needed it, we could hire a full time nanny so she could study. Then she said she wasn't ready to be a mom because she wanted to travel and live her life.

I'm really upset because I feel like she is being selfish. And if it comes down to it, I'd rather have her have the child and then I will keep my baby. I can take care of my baby as a single father. She can go off and live her own life and have fun, and finish college. I think my baby deserves a shot at life and I know I would be a great father.I'm just shocked because my girlfriend's true colors are coming out and if she aborts my child I will want nothing to do with her. Am I right for feeling this way? Can I legally sue her for aborting my child? I am 27, she is 23.