Hilarious: Boyfriend Sends Break-Up Text, Cites 6 Reasons for Split - (Must Read)

Let the following text message serve as a warning, ladies.......lol!

You may wanna avoid dating any man who is unusually close to his cat.
A girl was recently dumped by her guy in immaturely/hilariously/awesomely memorable fashion
We saw this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating.

This guy came across like a social media stalker… a crazy cat owner… and a stuck-up prude.
Don't cry yourself to sleep over this one, Bobo. We think you're gonna come out on top in the end.

Plus, consider all the other ways in which you could have been dissed, dismissed and dumped via text message.

I wish All My Children Come From One Woman—2Face Idibia

In a chat with E24-7 magazine, the singer attributed his humility to his upbringing.

 

2face said that his parents had always told him to regard everyone he comes in contact with in life. 

In his words, 
“They brought me up to know that look, everybody is important. So, even when we were young, even if we had a house help in the house, my parents dey let me know say dis one self na person, dat I still need to wash my clothes by myself.”

Speaking about any regrets in life so far, the handsome singer explained that he chooses to learn from every of his mistakes, revealing that what gives him concern is having kids from different women.

According to him, 
“I didn’t plan for me to have kids from different women. But it’s happened and I’m just taking it the way it is. But if you ask me what I wish, I will say ah, I for like make all of dem (children) come from one person. Yes!”

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ABOMINATION: STUDENT ARRESTED FOR HAVING S*X WITH SHEEP

The 23-year-old, who has not been named, told police he had gone to the university's barn after a night of heavy drinking because he was under pressure with a big exam on the horizon.

 

His plan - or so he claimed - was to beat up some cows.

But unbeknown to him, his bizarre antics were overheard by another classmate who immediately contacted police.

Officers apparently found him on top of the sheep with his pants down in the barn.

And all the unidentified fifth-year computer engineering student, at Frenso State University, California, US, could muster to say was: "Am I going to be expelled for this?"

The student, who has been charged with bestiality, initially told police he was wrestling with cattle, according to KMPH Fox 26.

 

But once told there were no cows in sight he referred to the sheep and said it was "all the same."

 

He then altered his story, explained about his exam and said he went to beat up the defenceless animal to let off some steam, according to a police report.

Finally, after being told by an officer that he was seen holding the sheep down while wearing no pants, did he admit he was having sex with the poor animal  - but he did say it was his first time.

 

Vets and animal experts are now keeping a close eye on sheep at the farm.

The incident has since become an internet sensation, with a parody Twitter account being set up named "Fresno State Sheep".

I'm NOT Dating Justin Bieber or Anyone Else: Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner has gone on record in saying she is not dating Justin Bieber, despite reports to the contrary. Nor is she dating anyone else, for that matter.

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Speculation has run rampant that the the model has been coupling up with the pop superstar and epic douchebag.

Not the case, she says, despite the fact that the two are in fact close.
"He's a longtime friend of our family," Kendall said of the rumors during an interview on Nightline. "Everybody loves to assume things, but no."
As for whether she's in a romantic relationship at all these days?
"I'm not ... I'm truly focusing on my career. If it comes it comes."
Jenner is certainly walking the walk (the catwalk if you will) to back up that talk. The brunette beauty was recently name the new face of Estee Lauder.

Not only that, she was even dubbed the "model of the moment" by Vogue, which should lessen the blow from being fired by Victoria's Secret.

As for rumors that she banned Kim Kardashian from her shows?
"It was more of a mutual understanding," Kendall says. "I think that if my sister was sitting front row [it would take] attention away from what I'm trying to do on my own."
"I'm not trying to use a family name or anything," Jenner explains. "In reality I worked pretty hard for this. It wasn't like I just got it magically and it just happened."

Those rumors about Justin Bieber were purely plucked out of thin air, conversely. There's nothing to them, and (hopefully) there never will be, for her sake.
Dude is badder than bad news, and getting worse by the day.

HWG

Sexy or Not? Paul Okoye Showing His Muscle in a New Picture....Lol!!

You like it? Abs indeed.....lol, abeg bros Peter no kill me here with laugh.

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OMG!!! Couple Caught Having S*x Behind A Car Park (Photos)

Couldn't they just wait to get home before giving in to their sexual feelings?

The couple was filmed by an on-looker while having sex at the popular Bluewater shopping complex car park in Kent, UK, last week. Kent's official twitter handle @Kent_999s said the man and woman started off by kissing and before they knew what was going on, the man pulled down the woman's jeans and they started having  sex right there while leaning against a black Citroen car.

The guy who took the photo shared them on Kent's Twitter page and explained what he'd just witnessed. Of course, it got a lot of re-tweets...and the attention of police. The police have so far not gotten involved though having sex in a public place is an offense. 

 

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Throw Back Photo: See Obasanjo In His Farm Back In 1979

This photo was taken back in 1979 when he returned to his farm after handing over the same year.

Awesome: New Pictures Of Mercy Johnson & Family

The Nollywood screen goddess, Mercy Johnson who gave birth to a bouncing baby boy about a month ago had a photo shoot session with her family, and shares this lovely Family photos.

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WHY I CAN’T DO WITHOUT NADIA BUARI: JIM IYKE REVEALS

Nollywood actor Jim Iyke recently had an interesting interview where he talked about his undying love for his sweetheart, Nadia Buari, and his addiction to sunglasses and Sneakers.

Talking about the Ghanaian actress who has stolen his heart long time ago, he said, 'Nadia is a solid, down-to-earth woman. I’m a man that translates variables in ways many people find incomprehensible. We have embraced who we are and learnt to create our own world and expectations. We have ups and downs like every other couple.

“We have our strength and weakness as well. At the end of the day, rumours of break ups and make-ups ought to abound. It really doesn’t matter. A relationship is a continuous work.

Those that give up were perhaps not committed enough.
Those that go in for the long haul suck up and square up to the variables life throws at them. The people that judge harshly are obviously the ones that live far from their desired lives. We just live the best way we know how and leave the rest to the author and finisher of all things.” Jim said...

Jim also talked about his fashion sense and his love for sunglasses. “I have about 125 pairs of sunglasses. I think I own about 200 pairs of shoes and sneakers and it is not something to brag about. I like shoes and I collect them.
I get shoes that are much branded and are limited edition. For, me it is not just about making a fashion statement anymore, it is art."

Its indisputable that the Anambra state born actor is a fashion icon in the Nigerian
entertainment industry, he reveals his best designers and outfits
“I am not brand crazy. The designer labels cost a lot of money but there is a healthy competition; which is why I find the fashion market very interesting. I have been to factories that make goods for Gucci.

These are people working on a smaller scale and these are the ones I hire to make my clothes and they give me what I want. However, I always buy what I know I would look good in.

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OMG!!! An Actor Mocks Kim Kardashian Nude Paper Picture, Goes Naked Too - See Photo

It was hot. It was sexy. And it was revealing... but it didn't exactly break the internet in the same way as the recent Kim Kardashian nude pictures spread in Paper.

But Jonas has come up with a way to garner the same kind of reaction as that large-boobed reality star. And here it is:

Jonas posted this photo on Instagram over the weekend, not bothering to pen a caption for it because, really, what is there to say?

We're gonna go out on a crazy limb and say Nick isn't really naked for this image. We're pretty sure this head is simply Photoshopped on to an oiled-up naked body.

But, hey, that's better than Miley Cyrus superimposing her baby face on to Kim's naked body, don't you agree?

Ogle Nick Jonas above and then ogle Nick Jonas below - via a gallery of real Nick Jonas photos. This young man is quite the looker, is he not?