North West vs. Kim Kardashian Staring Contest: Who Wins? (Photo)

A photo like this comes a long only once in a blue moon, and we're not quite sure what to make of it. So we're leaving it up to you, Happiness Opara Blog Reader's to describe what the hell is going on here.

Kim and Kanye are in Paris for Fashion Week. While there, they took North West to a runway show, because forcing a one-year-old to appreciate haute couture makes perfect sense in Kimye Land.
The Wests had a rough week in the City of Light, what with Kim getting tackled and all. So here's a candid shot of mother and daughter winding down after a hard week of weird run-ins with Ukrainian comedians and Kanye getting booed by angry Frenchmen.

We don't know about you, but we feel like this pic begs for a judge to know who actually won in the staring contest between mum and daughter, so feel free to leave us one in the comments. We'll get you started:
"All black again, mom? Is this Fashion Week or a Nine Inch Nails concert?"
"Don't get any ideas, Nori. I'm way too famous for sagging and breast milk has a ton of calories, anyway."
"Did anyone ever tell you that when you pull your hair back like that you look like a villain in a Disney movie?'
"Ugh. Again with the leather jacket? You're gonna be dropping me off for school in 'cool mom' clothes until college, aren't you?"
"Sorry if the crying kept you up all night. You know how dad gets when he spills Moet on his leather sweatpants."

And so on...You get the idea! Help us get to the bottom of this epic mother-daughter stare down!